Two Books for Sale (For Kilowatt)

[BeanMan]

Two books are for sale.

Which to buy?
"Titanic"
or
"My Life" by Bill Clinton?

Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99


Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.


Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bull sh!t artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Umm...let's not go there.


Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.


Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.


Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica ... er, ah, um, let's not go there, either.


Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing

 

[BuckSnort]

 

[bobcatbess]

GOOD ONE BeanMan!!!

THE ONLY bobcat!!!

 

[kilowatt]

Fred,

Why would you put my name in there with anything refering to "slick Willie"??

Can't stand the man or his he/she spouse Hillary and their comrads in arms.

Brian

 

[grizzlyplumber]

Titanic: Rose gets a diamond necklace.
My Life: Monica gets a pearl necklace.

 

[BeanMan]

Kilowatt,

I am truly sorry. What I meant was that I thought you would enjoy the joke.

Fred Judson

 

[kilowatt]

Gotcha Fred, after I made my reply and then closing out kind of figure maybe that was what you were saying. No problem, I remember seeing this before and always a good laugh.

Brian

 

[B_F_E]

Nice one Bean.

Jack: won his passage by playing poker.
Clinton: liked playing poker.