USFW monitoring this site?

HunterHarry · Jun 11, 2003

Is it possible that USF&W or local game departments could have an agent monitoring this site?
I have seen a few real "fishy" posts latley, and thought that a guy had better not spill all the beans if he had something to hide (OF COURSE NOBODY HERE HAS EVER BROKEN THE LAW!)I am no legal eagle but it seems to me that if someone here was boasting about something they shouldn't be, it wouldn't be too tough to set up some sort of investigation!
JUST SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT..........(HunterHarry)

Kevin D · Jun 12, 2003

Ahh yes, the federales. Personally, I don't mind if they monitor this site, it's the magnetic tracking devices on my bumper and the grainy surviellance tapes that I find annoying. You'd think with all the resources of the federal government they'd at least buy homing beacons that didn't interfere with my dog's tracking collars and video equipment that truly showed off my manly good looks. Remind me to write my congressman.

Besides, the government has been a little preoccupied as of late zeroing in on the likes of Osama Bin Laden, Saddam Hussein, and Martha Stewart. So while busting up the hound dog ring on MM might be a goal, we're a ways down on the priority list. In the meanwhile, the party goes on!!

RuttCrazed · Jun 12, 2003

Not only are they monitoring this site, they actually have a man on the inside. I have been struggling with the idea of revealing the mole for sometime now and after many sleepless nights I believe you must know............it is.......Houndawg!! Looking back now I am sure you can see the number of clues that I used to figure this out.
He is obviously trying to live the lavish high life of the hounddogger while making the absolute minimum on the government payscale. This can be seen by looking at his hunting equipment. First the fact that he shows up a hunting camp with Oly Gold while all the other hounddoggers have the more expensive brews such as PBR or Keystone Light. Next is the tracking equipment he uses on his dogs, this consists of two empty cans of Campbells tomato soup and a very long string. I wont even get into they type of dogs he runs.
The next thing that stands out is the fact that he is the only houndman to actually have fullfilled the bighorn grandslam without ever drawing a single bighorn tag. The final (and I thought most obvious) fact that he was working for the DWR was that he was the only guy showing up at bear camp in a brand new silver Dodge with the great seal of Utah on the door. Besides who else could get away with everything else he does??

Rut

RLH · Jun 12, 2003

hounddog is a fink? awwww man.... those stinkin' radio tracker deals really screw up the gallup radio station too. any of you guys ever hear of Hunter Wells? he was a lion hunter/outlaw (guess that's redundant) from over around prescott. he died in a plane wreck in alaska. anyway, there was a book published about him after he died that he pretty much wrote and then they compiled his notes and made a book. it never says his name, but there is a lot about Curtis Proct in there too. one hell of a lion hunter in his day, but he also had a past. anyway, there was one chapter about how Hunter caught a lion with a trackin' collar on it and how he messed with the g&f with the collar. it was hillarious. if you guys ever get a chance at that book, read it.

grayfox · Jun 12, 2003

RLH...It is Prock...and he was a good hunter. Most of the Procks are my cousins. Do you know the name of the book about Hunter Wells? If so, we ought to take up a collection and buy one for the Dawg...he might learn something....Heh! Heh! I haven't read it either...sounds interesting....;-)

"The scenery never changes unless you are the lead dog."

littlefoot · Jun 12, 2003

name of the book is....'They Call Me Hunter'

RuttCrazed · Jun 12, 2003

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NVMDF · Jun 12, 2003

Rutt,
I drink Oly gold, and use the soup cans on my English
Setter, but without the string, I fill them with small
rocks. Do you think I'm a fed.?

NVMDF

HoundDawg · Jun 12, 2003

OK, the jig is up, I am a Fed and have been monitoring this site for some months now. But before you jump my ass and drag me outside for a good 'ol fashioned fishcop parking lot beating, I need to clarify.

We aren't monitoring this site to try and bust the hound doggers. In fact, we have been on this site trying to crack into a large Prostitution ring here in the west, and we believe the head pimp to be a "CB"... We have tracked him to this site, but the trail went cold recently.

I do have a "pimp" working undercover with some girls trying to get us on the inside. He's known as BlueHair to his fellow officers. He'll get us in the ring.

But rest assured of one thing you hound guys. Since I went undercover as a hound guy I have learned one thing. You don't have any worries being busted for anything because the only thing dumber than a hound guy is a USFW Warden, and the only thing dumber than a USFW Warden is two of 'em!!!

If the entire USFW pooled all their IQ's together they still wouldn't have enough sense to bust Little Stevie, let alone a mastermind criminal like Kevin!!

So no worries boys. We're looking to bust this CB character and all of his 14 year old call girls.

As for my Grand Slam, that is what makes the feat so impressive. These guys with money can go buy a few sheep hunts and just pay for the title "Grand Slam"... I got mine without nary a single sheep tag.

I should write a book... but again, I'd want to be dead before it ever got published. Perhaps then they will also publish my case studies and ballistical experiments on the effects of a 180 grain bullet from a .300 Win Mag fired into the radiator of a new Dodge DWR truck at close range. Fascinating results and perhaps Speer would be interested in publishing them, or maybe Barnes Bullets.

-Dawg

RuttCrazed · Jun 12, 2003

NVMDF,
You are no Fed, you are just from Carbon County!

Rut

catmando · Jun 12, 2003

Finally, the heat is off!!!! Now I can relax alittle more.

RLH · Jun 12, 2003

is Curtis still kickin'? what an ol' guy. only met him once, probably 20 years ago, at his place in young. i loved his philosphy about "power" dogs. he was an ol' outlaw, but who ain't? great old guy. don't know who it was that told me that the guy Hunter named in his book was Curtis. maybe i just figured it out myself from the innuendo i got from the book. about going to south america because he lost his license up here and about the "power" dogs maybe. but all BS aside, he was one of the best lion hunters ever. last time i was in young i saw a sign, that looked fairly new, advertising his guide service on the side of the road. i didn't stop, but should have i guess. but in answer to the question, the name of the book is, "They Call Me Hunter". and if you can ever get a copy of it, read it. it is great. i know some guys that knew Hunter, and man i'd have loved to have met him and spent some time with him. what a character. another great book is "the life of the greatest guide". it's an autobiography of dale lee. you see by the title that he was pretty high on himself. while i never really like him personally, he was real stuck on himself, he was one hell of a lion, bear and jaguar hunter. him and Clel, his brother were probably the best jaguar hunters ever. i never hunted them, but from the stories, they're like a lion/bear cross on crack and acid with a sore tooth. viscious is to light of a word to describe em. Clel was a hell of a guy. i really liked him. yeah, hell, all the real lion hunters are about gone. ted ferguson, any of you ever know him? zeke pennington. another lion slayer for sure. carry on the traditon fellers. it's up to you.

NVMDF · Jun 12, 2003

Rut,
OK, so I guess it makes me a redneck.
or just a cheap S.O.B.

NVMDF

RuttCrazed · Jun 12, 2003

NVMDF,
Welcome to the club! Your membership card is in the mail, as soon as I can come up with the postage. I'd buy you a real beer if you were coming to the reunion!

Rut

sampson · Jun 13, 2003

RuttCrazed, HoundDawg, Kevin, RLH, you guys crack me up! I never cease to be amazed at all of the hilarious stuff that you guys post.

As for a USFW agent on this site, what you should really be looking for is someone who has very few posts that comes in acting like he knows everyone already. That should be your first clue.....

polarbear · Jun 13, 2003

nvmdf
You drink Oly Gold? We stopped making that several years ago! I aught to be pretty rank by now, even if it is 3.2 beer. Up until today at 1:00 p.m., I worked at the Olympia/Miller brewery.
Eric

pinyon · Jun 15, 2003

Hookers,pimps and old beer yep you guys are outlaws!!
Keep it up coming to the Dawg forums is good stress releif.

Bluehair · Jun 17, 2003

LAST EDITED ON Jun-17-03 AT 04:37PM (MST)[p]I gotta be careful here so I don't jeapordize any ongoing operations, but Dawg, if you would shut down the porn for a while and check your mail, you would find that I resigned. :-(

There simply isn't any money in pimping to houndsmen. Most would rather drink beer with their dogs than have sex, and couldn't afford one of my gals anyway.;-)

I would bet this site is being watched. What easier pickin's than blowhard hunters? Watch out for them chatrooms too, lots of 16 YO girls are big hairy cops. Their's a bunch of them who do nothing but monitor porn sites for criminal activities. 'Course this fine advice aint necessary on this forum, everyone knows these gent's are model citizens.

Hoosierbuck · Jun 25, 2003

I don't think I'd worry too much about being monitored by the feds. Before any U.S. Attorney would take a case, they would demand that the allegations be verified. Get it? How many years would it take to verify ANYTHING these guys say? I don't for for sure, but I bet most of it is outright lies, and the rest is just made up.
Just some thoughts from one who knows a bit about how "They" work.
HB

sampson · Jun 25, 2003

Leave it to a damn prosecutor to come in here and ruin everyones fun. Party Pooper!

Just kidding HB, I think that you are alright, even if you are "The Man".