Update for Homer...
I made a gross error in writing above "I" Got a Turkey. I did Not.
Homer, I can hardly walk and i was helping a fellow Monster Muley Member get a Northern California Turkey.
I have never cared to even notice Turkeys. Homer, if you were sitting right now in my living room, you'd hear the Man I helped tell stories of how hard it is to get me OUT of the House in the Mornings.
Today we drove to another friends ranch. He shot another Turkey with a substantial beard, with his Bow. I was suffering so bad with Hay fever + a sinus infection, plus, old, fat and unable to walk yet, He met my friend and a young Border collie was giving birth. So many great life lasting events happen among FRIENDS. Homer, you actually are my friend and yes, he got a great Turkey.
My Body has been modified, for the better. Homer, you may come to my Home and roust me out 24/7/365. I need that or, I will parish.
I love hugs and being Kind to others. Maybe this is why Jesus looked after myself and so many friends.
2 days = 2 Turkeys for a new MM'y man, now friend sitting in my living room.
Jagerdad