We are all going to be weird, how weird?

hossblur

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This Wuhan virus will succeed in one thing for sure. It's going to make EVERYONE weird.

How weird are you going to be?

Ted Kaczynski weird? Something less?
 
Hey Hossy!

If I Were You!

I'd Buy every Piece of Lumber you could get ahold of!

Then have somebody Start a RUMOR on Facebook that everybody better Stock up on Wood!

(((Better Get Your Lumber Quick,We're Running Low & it will Save the World!)))

Then the WEIRDO'S would start Buying it all Up & You could Start GOUGING them like the TP Gougers Did!

You've heard Me say for alot of years that this World is F'D Up!

Maybe some of you will start believing me?

Ya!

I've seen People Doing Weird Sshhhiitttt forever!

But now it's Weirder!

-37.00 a Barrel for Crude Oil a couple Days ago!

Maybe before Long they'll Pay me at the Pump to Fuel My Truck up?

Just 4 Weeks ago somebody Started a RUMOR in Heber You Couldn't Buy any Diesel Fuel!

An Hour Later people were Lined up clear out on the Roadways here in the Basin Filling Vehicles & any fuel Jug they Had!

Ya'All can Keep Your F'N Facebook & your Other SM BS!

I've got Enough Bad Habits Right here!
 
This Wuhan virus will succeed in one thing for sure. It's going to make EVERYONE weird.

How weird are you going to be?

Ted Kaczynski weird? Something less?
I know what you mean, but ain't quite sure. I was doing the corporate gig (socialists) the last two times the world got gnarley. The first time we were having dinner in London in that giant bombed out powerplant on the cover of Pink Floyd Animals while holding hands and singing "Let it Be". For reals. The guys next to me thought it was weird too thankfully.

The next time the world ended our keynote speaker was a guy named Nando Parado. Some of you may remember him as the dude who walked out of the Andes after spending the winter eating human jerky, as told in the book/movie "Alive". By far, the single most moving speaker I have ever had the opportunity to hear. Google him. (y)

I was already kind of reclusive LOL. But, I'm not the Ted type. I don't even like killing coyotes.

The night before they shut down CO, my wife and I weny to a kick-ass rock show. We hadn't been to a concert in over 10 years. I think I want to open a reggae bar.:cool:
 
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RELAX?

I'm Not Too Excited Yet!

Last Time I Checked!

Human Jerky is Human Jerky!

But to be PC in today's World I Guess it goes kinda like this here:

I Ate Human Jerky once but it Wasn't Mom or Sister Jerky!



Relax, he didn't eat his mom or sister. So it's not like it got weird or anything.
 
100% confident I’ll be just fine ! I rather enjoy being alone , that’s why I drive a cow truck. I’m also very confident my cows are smarter than 90% of the younger generations of today. I also enjoy “ getting lost “ with my rifle and or fishing pole and not answering my phone until I feel like it ! I idolize John Wayne , old country music and hard work. I love the smoke out of an old diesel motor , and the horsepower of a 69 Plymouth Roadrunner ! Also been known to drink too much and have a conversation with my old red bone Boone ! Weird ????? X box , Fag Book , Snap chat , flattys , skinny jeans , and the rest of today’s garbage ....... that’s what’s weird to me !
 

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