Weeweechu

[Chef]

One beautiful December evening Pedro and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon, when Pedro said,

"Hey, mamacita, let's play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Rosita.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged.

"But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please, corazoncito, just once, play Weeweechu with me."

Rosita looked at Pedro and said, "OK, one time, we'll play Weeweechu, but this is our secret."

Pedro's eyes lit up! He quickly took off his coat, grabbed his guitar and started singing.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, "Weeweechu a
Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year!"

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"

 

[HullinPhx]

that is right up there is the " yumbo yacks " they server at Jack in the box

 

[eelgrass]

Merry Christmas, my friend! (Amigo)

Steve

 

[grizzlyplumber]

Man that is CORNY!!! Dont you have to get back to your YOB?!

 

[Chef]

Tell that joke to most Mexicanos round these parts and they bust out laughing! Their mind is in the gutter for most of it too.

Whilst in Guam, the Phillipinos had a funny one about their speech too...

"Hey Paul! Be carePaul! Don't Paul in that swimming Paul!"

Yup, I like telling that one too. I'm the Carlos Mencia of MM!
I make fun of EVERYBODY!

Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"