Wife's hearing Test

[cameraguy]

A man feared his wife was not hearing as well as she used to, and he
thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.

The doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could
perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

"Here's what you do," said the doctor. "Stand about 40 feet away from
her and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a
response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away. Let's see what
happens."
In a normal tone he asks, Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife,
and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks, "Honey, What's for dinner?" Again, no response.

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away."Honey, What's
for dinner?" Again, there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

(I just love this.)





"Earl, for the 5th time, CHICKEN.



CameraGuy
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"

 

[lve2143]

OK, I've watched this post float down there with 0
response, and it aint right.
That's pretty funny Cameraguy.

 

[eelgrass]

I didn't see it 'till now! That is funny! (at least my wife thought it was funny! LOL)

Eel

 

[ELKabong]

Yup! Danged funny... 'cause I resemble that story!

I had a hearing test done... Doc said " yer hearing loss is in the range of hammering on metal, grinding metal, shooting guns, 'an women's voices"!!
I swear it's true!!

 

[turdherder]

The husband forgets his 25th anniversary so the wife tells him "There better be something in the drive way that goes 0-200 tomorrow morning." So the next morning she wakes uo and on the driveway there is a wrapped present, she opens it up and there is a scale inside. The authorities still haven't found the husband, but they are confident they will find him when the snow melts.