YEAR 2029

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From The Year: 2029

Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.

Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).

Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after it has been taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89; reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.

85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.

Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.

Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.

Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.

New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.

Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political contributions to campaign accounts.

IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machin es.
 
I dont doubt it!!! I feel sorry for my kids and grandkids! This world is gettin more and more f-ed up by the second!!

Eric

Ultra liberal hippies piss me off!!!!

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My prediction say if Hillary or Edwards or Obama are president for 8 years.

I think our taxes (for the middle class) will be nearer to 50% than what we may want to believe. Universal health care will kill us in this. We may see a conservative pres. for 4 years after that (2016), but by then, the proletariat (us middle and lower class) will have gotten used to be taken care of by our government and no doubt will elect in 2020 our first "socialist" president.

We are screwed.
 
Boy you're up beat, they said the same thing before Clinton was elected. I would have to agree America or the world for that matter is changing and in many ways not for the better. with your theory 8 years of Bush should have made us better before Hillary made us worse. I don't see where people in general have improved since Bush took office so it's unfair to blame a dem for what may come during their watch.
 
And just our luck.......life expectancy will probably rise another 5 years, with the minimum retirement age of 75.

Eel
 

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