You might be a True American if..............

[caelkhnter]

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only I don't see it as Humor, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE ! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You bow your head when ! someone prays.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

 

[nochawk]

 

[idabigbuck]

Good words caelkhunter, lets expand, shall we:

You might be a true American if:

Yall, is a word in your vocabulary.

You choke up when taps is played.

You don't care what color his skin is, as long as he tries to speak english and fit in to our culture and doesn't expect to be given everything, is willing to work and contribute to our nation, we can call him an American.

Next:

 

[Forthewall]

You are a TRUE AMERICAN if: you are a American citizen.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: you don't try to define what a true American is.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: you understand what Liberty and Justice For All means.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: you believe all men are created equal.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: you believe in seperation between church and state.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if: you believe in one nation, and don't try to divide it by defining what a true American is.

 

[idabigbuck]

You forgot the "under God " part.

You might want to icksnay on the separation of church and state thing, It's not in the Constitution or Bill of Rights. Don't believe it, read it for yourself.

 

[Forthewall]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-12-07 AT 08:36PM (MST)[p]I didn't forget it, I like the pre-cold war pledge myself. I spoke with God the other day, he said he understood and forgave me. Man, he's so cool.

Yeah, Ibb, threw that one in under the "escape from religious persecution theme."

 

[idabigbuck]

Forthewall,
Sent you a PM.

 

[huntindude]

FTW, I agree with you 100%. you're probably going to get offers to be saved, they've given up on me I don't go to church and I'm not a Bush fan so I must be possesed. it works out OK even the local born agains leave me alone , I'd dress like a KISS band member if that's what it took to scare them off.

 

[dleonard3]

This started out as a good, uplifting post. Then the "JACKASSES" got involved and turned it into another crap slinging festival.

 

[huntindude]

My you're sensitive Leonard, you were the first to sling anything .

 

[dleonard3]

Dude, you wear me out. I am literally exhausted trying to wade through all of the muck you post on this website. There are alot of good and educational posts on here, but it seems like you play "devil's advocate" on every topic. You seem to be completely unable to disagree silently. You shut down nearly every string because people don't want to argue stupidity with you.

Forthewall, you seem to be the same as huntindude when it comes to stirring the pot. You are obviously an old school socialist. Can I assume that "forthewall" means the Berlin wall????????

Neither one of you should call yourselves Americans. It's obvious that both of you hate our country.

 

[huntindude]

Whatever

 

[dleonard3]

SEE? That was pretty close, but not quite silent. I still heard you. Thanks for the attempt anyway.

 

[huntFX4]

FTW and Dude aren't worth trying to save and turn around. They have their heads buried so deep in the sand they are high on the sulfur from the lava flows. You can argue absolute fact and absolute logic with them all day long but they can't see it and refuse to try.

dleonard3, love the post!!!

 

[dleonard3]

Thanks.

I think you have a point about the sulfur fumes. I think I can smell them too whenever these guys are posting. It really stinks.

Let's hear some more "YOU MIGHT BE AN AMERICAN IF - " posts. The first few were great.

 

[huntindude]

Wow some deep thoughts there, I don't even have a come back.

 

[eelgrass]

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if you proudly fly the flag on Memorial Day. Or any other day, for that matter!

Eel

 

[bobcatbess]

IF THERES A CHEVY,FORD & A DODGE IN THE DRIVEWAY!!!

IF THERES AN AMERICAN FLAG BUMPER STICKER ON YOUR RIG LIKE MINE THAT SAYS:JUST TRY BURNING THIS ONE A$$HOLE!!!

IF YOU STILL REMEMBER THAT DAY IN DECEMBER AT PEARL HARBOR EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT BE ALOT YOUNGER!!!

IF YOU REMEMBER EACH 9-11 WITHOUT BEING REMINDED AND REMEMBERING HOW QUIET THE SKIES WERE ON THE FIRST 9-11,THAT WAS A SAD DAY WITH MANY EMOTIONS GOING THROUGH MY HEAD,IT WAS THE WIERDEST FEELING I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED!!!

IF YOU WERE CALLED TO A MILITARY DUTY AND PROUDLY WENT & DONE WHATEVER YOU HAD TO DO!!!

THE ONLY bobcat BROUGHT TO YOU COURTESY OF THE RED,WHITE & BLUE!!!

 

[huntFX4]

LAST EDITED ON Mar-15-07 AT 09:38PM (MST)[p]Great addition BOBCAT. Nothing but Ford and Chevy in my driveway.

Being a Marine I knew we'd be at war shortly after.

 

[dleonard3]

Now this is what I like to see and hear. Thanks.

Dude, I thought I won that little squirmish, but I guess you were just busy replying to another post. Oh well, maybe next time, huh? It's still fun to confront evil with you on occasion. It gets my adrenaline flowing again.

 

[idabigbuck]

Bobcat,
Where can I get a "G" version of that bumper sticker? Although it probably wouldn't have the same effect as you bumper sticker.

 

[huntindude]

Leonard you have to give me something to work with, I have no idea what you're mumbling about half the time. you're either an extreme intellectual speaking in a different relm than the rest of us or you're a little slow and you're self medicating, I have a hunch which it is .

 

[dleonard3]

Thanks for the compliment Dude. I don't medicate, so it must be the other one. I'll try to communicate on a little lower level in the future to ease your understanding.

 

[turdherder]

If your handle is bobcatbess and not one of them other copy "cats"

 

[huntindude]

Thanks

 

[COSA]

You're a true American if:

You can take or give a fair ass kickin without filing a lawsuit.

You don't think there's nothing wrong with "smear the queer" (when I was a kid I always wanted to be the guy with the ball?)

Kids should be allowed to play "tag" during recess.

Being a white male was not a crime.

You can play touch football, basketball, soccer, during recess w/o a permission slip.

I'm just glad I live in a small enough town where some of these are still OK. I'm afraid our nation is already so polarized that the U.S.A. will soon be split. I may even be for it.