The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too?easy.
Around 3 a. m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in?the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3?times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with?such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict?with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I?told him
"Midnight".
He didn't seem p*ssed off at all. Whew! Got away?with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock?cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times,? cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more?and then?tripped over the coffee table and farted."
my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too?easy.
Around 3 a. m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in?the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3?times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed
another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with?such a
quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict?with him.
(Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I?told him
"Midnight".
He didn't seem p*ssed off at all. Whew! Got away?with that one!
Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock?cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times,? cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more?and then?tripped over the coffee table and farted."
