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50inchBucks
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OK, now that the guidelines have been set by this site's new Morals and Scruples Moderator,it appears that we all must follow new guidelines while in the field,so that we will be able to use the word "TROPHY" when referring to the animal that we"harvested"
1. First you must be leagaly below the poverty level,otherwise you are one of those rotten lousy "rich guys" that give the rest of us a bad name.
2.We are now limited to using rifles with a maximum performance level of 35 rem.,to avoid the temptation of taking those 1000yd shots with all that unfair ballistic technology!
3.NO scopes allowed! they make missing almost impossible!
4.None of those fancy european binoculars or spotting scopes allowed! Only optics that would be comparable to a 1968 pair of Tascos are allowed! besides only those damn rich guys can afford those fancy optics!
5.NO horses,4x4's,or quads allowed! These are obviously unfair advantages when persuing game!
6.Non-Residents Only!, Yeah,you heard right! If you are a resident,it means that you live in the same state as the Muleys you hunt,therefore taking up valuable habitat and winter range for big bucks!
7.No fancy hunting boots! Moccasins only! Again an unfair advantage! you weren't born with them on your feet were you? Have you seen the price of new Danners?(More Rich guy stuff!)
8.No high tech-Clothing! Blue jeans and t-shirts only! Hell it worked for Grandpa!
9.You can't hunt areas with a buck to doe ratio of more than one buck to 10,000 does. Anyone can kill bucks in those good areas!
In order to have a real trophy it must come from an area that they don't inhabit.Right?
10.Primative weapons:long bows,smoothbore flintlocks,and slingshots ONLY!. There has been WAY too many advances in "primative" weapons in the last decade! Back to basics!
If you follow these rules and regulations you just Might be able to officially refer to your animal as a genuine "TROPHY"
but only as long as it is smaller than the Ethics Moderators"!
If you even know what a chute plane is, you do not qualify!
You must also be able to provide a copy of last years W-2 form to prove that you aren't one of those damn "Rich Guys".
1. First you must be leagaly below the poverty level,otherwise you are one of those rotten lousy "rich guys" that give the rest of us a bad name.
2.We are now limited to using rifles with a maximum performance level of 35 rem.,to avoid the temptation of taking those 1000yd shots with all that unfair ballistic technology!
3.NO scopes allowed! they make missing almost impossible!
4.None of those fancy european binoculars or spotting scopes allowed! Only optics that would be comparable to a 1968 pair of Tascos are allowed! besides only those damn rich guys can afford those fancy optics!
5.NO horses,4x4's,or quads allowed! These are obviously unfair advantages when persuing game!
6.Non-Residents Only!, Yeah,you heard right! If you are a resident,it means that you live in the same state as the Muleys you hunt,therefore taking up valuable habitat and winter range for big bucks!
7.No fancy hunting boots! Moccasins only! Again an unfair advantage! you weren't born with them on your feet were you? Have you seen the price of new Danners?(More Rich guy stuff!)
8.No high tech-Clothing! Blue jeans and t-shirts only! Hell it worked for Grandpa!
9.You can't hunt areas with a buck to doe ratio of more than one buck to 10,000 does. Anyone can kill bucks in those good areas!
In order to have a real trophy it must come from an area that they don't inhabit.Right?
10.Primative weapons:long bows,smoothbore flintlocks,and slingshots ONLY!. There has been WAY too many advances in "primative" weapons in the last decade! Back to basics!
If you follow these rules and regulations you just Might be able to officially refer to your animal as a genuine "TROPHY"
but only as long as it is smaller than the Ethics Moderators"!
If you even know what a chute plane is, you do not qualify!
You must also be able to provide a copy of last years W-2 form to prove that you aren't one of those damn "Rich Guys".