Kevin's Talking Dog

[HoundDawg]

The other day in the newspaper I saw an ad "Talking Dog for Sale." I called and it was Kevin's house so the next day I ran up to see the dog. Kevin told me it was the black and tan in the backyard.

I went into the backyard and saw a black mutt just sitting there. "You talk?" I asked. "Yep," the mutt replied. "So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up at me and says, "Well, I discovered this
gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.

I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I
uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

I was amazed, I was stunned. I had no idea Kevin had a black and tan like this!! I went back and asked Kevin what he wanted for the dog. Kev thought for a minute and said, "Ten bucks."

I about fell off the porch!! I half yelled, "That dog is AMAZING. Why in the hell are you selling him so cheap?"

Kevin replied, "Cuz he's a damn liar. He didn't do any of that #####."

-Dawg

 

[RLH]

now dat's funny. i hate a liein' dog too. i remember jerry clower had story about a monkey and liein' coondog that was real funny. good story.

 

[Kevin D]

Yea, and I have a sheep with a pink bow that I keep out behind the chicken coop that lies even worse!!!