This is a Perty Good One!
Read & Sing below!
I re-wrote this song!
I posted it a year ago & it got Nuked!
In a land the MM'ers once had called the Kali Mystery,
Where Threads & Posts disappear and the MM Angels still run free.
By the Devil's wash and coyote hole in the wild Kali Range
Somewhere in the Forums tonight the MM'ers call out his name.
Aye,aye,aye.
Come gather 'round me Punkaroos and a story I will tell
Of the MM fugitive CUPSY Bugni who just broke out of MM jail.
You might think this tale is history from before the West was won,
But the events that I'll describe took place in two thousand one one
He was born out in Kali,left home before school was through;
In the deserts of Kali he became a Punkaroo,
And he learned the ways of MM'ers,and he learned to Shoot from a horse,
And he always packed a pistol,and he practiced deadly force.
Then CUPSY he became a Yapper,and he dreamed of the bygone days,
And he studied bobcatbess logic and his wild and silent ways
In the bloody runs near Paradise, in monitors down south
Aggitating cats and Dawgs,living hand to mouth.
Aye,aye,aye.
Then CUPSY took to Postin' all alone out many miles from town,
A friend--Sancho--brought supplies and he stayed to hang around.
That day two MM wardens--Fondler & BrownNoser--rode into check CUPSY out,
They were seeking MM violations and to see what CUPSY's about.
Now CUPSY had Posted some Girlie pics,he'd been Wise a time or two;
Fondler claimed they were out of reason,he said "CUPSY,you're all thru."
But CUPSY would not leave his favorite Site.He refused to go to town.
As the wind howled throught the tent-camp they stared each other down.
Its hard to say what happend next,perhaps we'll never know,
They were gonna take CUPSY in to MM jail,and he vowed he'd never go.
Sancho heard the gunfire,and when he turned around
Fondler was falling backwards,BrownNoser he fell face down.
Aye,aye,aye.
Sancho walked on over;there was a Laptop near Fondlers hand.
It was hard to say who Nuked him first,but CUPSY had made his stand.
CUPSY said "I am justified Sancho,they were gonna Shut me down,
And a man's got a right to Post some Chick Pics
When he's livin' this far from town."
It took eighteen Moderators and fifteen months to finally shut CUPSY down.
In the sage outside of Kali they drove him to the ground.
Convicted up in TARDville--Posting Skin Pics by decree--
Thirty years at MM maximum,but soon CUPSY would break free.
There's two sides two this story,there may be no right or wrong,
The MM lawman and the renegade have graced a thousand songs.
The story is an old one.Conclusion's hard to draw,
But CUPSY's out in the Forums tonight he may be the last MM outlaw.
Aye,aye,aye.
In a land the MM'ers once had called the Kali Mystery,
Where rivers run and disappear the Wildlife still runs free.
By the Devil's wash and the coyote hole in the wild Kali Range
Somewhere in the Forums tonight the MM'ers call out his name.
Aye,aye,aye
