Black dogs, teary farewells and such...

HoundDawg · Feb 9, 2003

Just wanted to take one last good shot at these black and tan jockeys!! Let me pose a question. What is the difference between a black and tan and a pile of buffalo dung?

OK, well actually this is kind of a quasi-farewell message.

Due to work circumstances and a computer shortage in my own house, my days of roaming freely and unfettered on the MM are about over.

I'll drop in from time to time when I can but it doesn't appear it will be too often anymore.

But it's been a blast and I hope when I do show up here for a visit, I can expect the same good stuff from the good 'ol boys.

Can't imagine any place I'd rather be on the Internet than this forum. Keep having a blast and keep giving it to the deer hunters upstairs!!! ;-)

It's been fun boys and keep the game climbing. Black dogs, plotts, curs, whatever your choice is... You guys can come to my camp anytime!!!

Take care and I'll see ya on the mountain.

-The dirty, mangy, trashy, but gorgeous Junkyard Dawg

ezra · Feb 9, 2003

What a bummer!

I always look forward to my daily dose of Dawg and the boys.
Im sure ed, kev, and cb will keep things rolling along as ruthless as possible. Hope you visit when you can.
Later, Ezra

catmando · Feb 9, 2003

Mangy man, Keep in touch and drop in whenever you can. We will miss your stories and you witty unmatched humor. Hopefully you will be able to drop in more often than you think.

When my wife draws a tag for La Sal you will be the first lunatic I call. Like I said before, "Show me the bear and I'll show you the money".;-)

This doesn't have anything to do with a probation violation or new conviction does it????LOL

Later, Catmandoodoo.

10r · Feb 9, 2003

Keep in touch Dawg. We'll see you on the mountain sometime.

BuckSnort · Feb 9, 2003

Well I'm just one of them deer hunters from above and have never hunted bears with them barking ugly drooling flea bitten beasts you all call dogs......But your humorous posts will definatly be missed so stop in whenever you can.Have a good one!

BCBOY · Feb 9, 2003

Just when I'm beginning to hunt cats with my brother's mangy kurr/bluetick cross, I was looking forward to hearing the advice (or abuse) that the Dawg dishes out. Your humor will greatly be missed. Make sure you stop by whenever you get out of the joint. And don't be shooting to many of them sheep. Have a good one.

Kevin D · Feb 9, 2003

What, no punch line??? Ike, is that you??

As far as being banished from the family computer, don't say I never warned you about down loading porn while your wife was home! It's kinda like shooting sheep on Timp, you gotta be sneaky, you have to pick your opportunities if you want to keep on doing it. Now you have to pay the consequences.

Back to the question about Black and Tans and buffalo chit, a Black and Tan will step over it while a bluetick will stop and wallow in it!! Addios amigos.

NVBighorn · Feb 10, 2003

Aw hell, I was hoping you hadn't been around because you were out gathering more footage for Ed's next lion video (or Kevin's next porn video). But it turns out you're in the slammer. Fear not, Quail_Runner has managed to find access to a computer on occasion, even from behind bars. Besides, this is the Dawg we're talking about. Won't be long and you'll be nailing the warden's secretary, drinking his coffee and smoking his Cubans. Access to his computer will only be a matter of time.

hasta lambata, amigo.

Oh, and hang on tight to that soap in the showers!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis has left the Message Board.

Bluehair · Feb 10, 2003

Later Dawg. Maybe I'll be able to sneak away from work early someday and catch up with you at the hacienda.;-)

edhunter · Feb 10, 2003

Good golly, talk about PW. I'm with Kevin on this, you've turned into Ike. Trailing them backtrack lions all over the mountain and crowing like you've done something. And all this BS about the computer time, hell dude Net Zero is free for enough time to get a post or two in.

I think the real story is one of them Gallup women showed up with Bluehair to the casa and sh!t hit the fan along with Dawg's pointer. I guess a new nickname in in order, Stubby would be to obvious. Maybe the faithful MM's could suggest one. It would have to include your neutering as well.

And a last parting shot, I ran some assorted trash this weekend and my ticked up dogs ran them black dogs into the dirt. This tick fetish is becoming clear now.

Ed

Quail_Runner · Feb 10, 2003

What????????? You're kidding right?

Now, that just sucks... I guess now my time will start to diminish if there aren't going to be any HD posts. Let's be honest, I am a member of PETA that only enjoyed this forum because of the Dawg humor. For crying out loud, I don't even own a weapon! Well, its back to the protesting and spraying paint on furs...

cb · Feb 11, 2003

The cat is out of the bag. All this talk about no computer time blah, blah, blah, no one really believed it anyway. It's true, the Dawg is in the slammer!! He used his one "phone" call to let us know he wouldnt be around much. How sweet.

Whacking sheep off Timp Peak has finally caught up to the Ol'Dawg.

It's going to take some serious cash for his defense ( I dont think his self defense claim will stick). So..... we are having a fund raising banquet on March 1, 2003 called Dawgs-R-Us. We have a couple conservation tags to be auctioned and there will be many more prizes. If you can think of anything you could donate for a prize, please tell me what it is.

Bail was denied simply on the grounds that he owned hound dogs.

Help US help the Dawg. All calls should be made to Kevin and Ed.

beardog · Feb 11, 2003

well i hope he gets bailed out before to long cause readin his posts is about the only thing this computer is good for. this forum just makes my day , you guys just crack me up....besides he needs to get his dogs in shape to run them sheep when they plant them on nebo. i was hopein to bump into him up there so my pups could see how some real pro dogs run sheep. i could donate a bluetick x b&t pup to raffle off. gaureented to leave a lion track for a week old deer-coyote-fox track...he should bring in at least 50 cents for his defense .. maybe more if someone wants the pleasure of killin a bluetick and a black & tan with one shot......

cb · Feb 12, 2003

I forgot to mention more about the conservation tags. We will have the Gov. tag for "squeakies". Some folks call em potguts. You can hunt anywhere in the state during the month on April. Lost Creek is home to some real booners and the "Boy" said he will guide ya if you are the high bidder. He was the guide on a hunt last year were they took one that went 1 1/4", easily going book.

Me and Ezra have donated a day on Willard Bay fishing for Wipers. Celebrity guest guides will be none other than Cass & PETA. If the fishin's lousy, there should be plenty of bullshit to listen to. This trip is for two with all beer provided. The only catch is one of the two has to stay sober and drive home. Cuz we sure as hell are'nt gonna.

sixgunn · Feb 12, 2003

Farewell Dawg, I will miss you when I drop in on this forum. I will say, I have never hunted behind dogs or tried to tree kittys but I still check this forum all the time becuase it seems to be the most lively. Maybe I can be adopted in??? I think I made need to go to Kevin's church first and see what I'm in for. Good luck man!! >>>-----------> Sixgunn

shotgunjim · Feb 13, 2003

Sentencing day is the worst, see if you could work in the prison libary, I'am sure they have a computer in there.

HoundDawg · Feb 18, 2003

Well you rotten no account pieces of black and tan crap... the body wasn't even cold and the bashing had started. I expect it from guys like Ed, who'd give their own mother a forearm shiver for the last cherry turnover at McDonalds... But even a few of the non hound guys joined in the bashing.

How quick we are to forget who the prettiest, smartest, funniest, most charming, witty, most successful, most talented person on this whole damn site is!!

Prison? That's where I was alleged to have ended up? Huh, not yet my friends. There is no such thing as a law enforcement guy smart enough to catch me!! ;-)

I'd like to tell a great story about how I've been away because I was spending all my time with Tim's wife or maybe my dogs were cold trailing a lion out in the Uintah basin for 7 straight days and finally got off on a bear track that was made last November as the bear was headed into hibernation...

But alas the real truth is I don't really have a computer, and I got kicked off my wife's work machine. Something about her network people telling her to lay off all these hunting forums. Strangely enough she had the gall to blame me, since she doesn't even hunt.

But from time to time I'll drop in to see what you lowlife scum sucking, dog licking, snake biting, toad lookin', swamp water drinkin', camel ass kissin', dirt eatin' toothless inbreds are up to... and I'm just talking about the deer hunters!! I can't even post the words necessary to describe the hound guys!!

So have your fun but remember... I'm pretty, I'm talented, I'm intelligent and everybody loves me and my blue dogs.

Black and tan guys idolize me, Plott guys ask me for autographs, Walker guys bow in reverance when I walk by, and Cur guys are trying to buy the rights to make a movie about me.

And I can't go on anymore cuz this is even making me so sick I can hardly stand to read it without retching. Kind of that feeling you get in the cab of Ed's truck when he had sardines, pepper jerky and beer for breakfast!!!

And by the way, I may be in the prison library starting next month so I'll get back online if that new gig works out.

-Dawg (Tim, tell your wife to stop calling me please. Her nasty phone messages are starting to bug my wife and my girlfriend. Gracias.)