Cowboy Excuses Forum

Runnoft · Sep 20, 2010

mtmuley, maybe you could start The Official Cowboy's Excuses Forum. You and their other fan could could come up with a top ten list of excuses each week. Kinda like Dave Letterman has. Until the official forum gets going I'm sure several MM members will help you out.

I'll get it started;

10. Training camp was on Brokeback Mountain.

one_dryboot · Sep 20, 2010

9. Jessica said if I fumble the snap and lose the game, she will give me oral every day. That lying beach!

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B_BOP_A_LU_LU · Sep 20, 2010

8: COWBOY-UP CUPCAKE!

I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!

zekers · Sep 20, 2010

First thing I thought of yesterday was MtMuley kicking his dog, wondering how he was going to show his cyber face around here.
Go Broncos!

cbeard · Sep 20, 2010

7.Bum Phillips

cbeard · Sep 20, 2010

6.Jason Garrett

cbeard · Sep 20, 2010

5.Jerry Jones

nickman · Sep 20, 2010

3. Lance Rentzel......

D13er · Sep 20, 2010

WTF???

JB

cbeard · Sep 20, 2010

Those are my excuses as to why the Cowboys are in such sad shape. They are poor excuses I know.....

IdahoSmitty · Sep 20, 2010

LAST EDITED ON Sep-20-10 AT 08:04PM (MST)[p]http://www.monstermuleys.info/photos/user_photos/4162dallas_cowboys.jpg

Perfect for soaking up the tears of another failure

2buckridge · Sep 20, 2010

#1-10. Tony Romo. That is all.

2buckridge · Sep 20, 2010

It seems as if there are a lot of pics of this so called QB with his head buried in his losing hands. Good stuff!

RACKMASTER · Sep 20, 2010

HA HA HA Tony Romo will be the starting QB in Minnasoda next year! (if he does'nt kill him self)

rackmaster

Gator · Sep 21, 2010

hell some of those sound like they fit my Viking. What the hell a 0-2 start. The season just got tougher to win it all.

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".

rugarm77 · Sep 21, 2010

>hell some of those sound like
>they fit my Viking. What
>the hell a 0-2 start.
>The season just got tougher
>to win it all.
>
>
>"I have found if you go
>the extra mile it's Never
>crowded".

LOL Dolphins are off to a 2-0 start!!! Go Fins!!!

nickman · Sep 21, 2010

I have dedicated this ENTIRE season to watching tha Cowboys get beat......

I used to get excited when a favorite team won, but I have found lately that, there are WAY more giggles to be had seeing all these whining Cowboy fans cry about them LOSING!

Runnoft · Sep 21, 2010

In reality with the season so young they will meed a lot more excuses than ten. I'll throw a few more out there.

*Our friends at the St Louis Rams convinced us "Winning's no big deal".

*Who needs all the pressure of a Superbowl? Not us, mtmuley!

BTW where is mtmuley?

RACKMASTER · Sep 21, 2010

LAST EDITED ON Sep-21-10 AT 10:58AM (MST)[p] Dead? He was the kiss of death to the Cowboys chances of winning it all
so jimmy had him hushed up!

rackmaster

southmountain · Sep 21, 2010

# 7 they did not except an Oaasma bail out

MuskegMan · Sep 23, 2010

NEWS ALERT!!!

Training at the Cowboys stadium was delayed nearly two hours this morning, after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the ground.

Initially the NFL team thought it was a prank! Training was immediately suspended, while police and Homeland Security officials were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, Dallas Police forensic experts determined that the white substance, unfamiliar to most of the players, was in fact, the goal line marking.

Practice will resume this afternoon after Police and Homeland Security decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

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