LAST EDITED ON Dec-22-14 AT 08:24PM (MST)[p]Just watch msnbc. You'll more than likely end up hating America, become racist, quit your job, get an Obama phone, hate cops, get in touch with your feminine side, succumb to anxiety and depression, become a terrorist sympathizer, and come on here and sound like a blubbering idiot.
Edit: within about a year, you'll tune into John Stewart and start drinking whiskey.
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It's written in the good Book that we'll never be asked to take more than we can. Sounds like a good plan, so bring it on!