LAST EDITED ON Dec-02-16 AT 11:39PM (MST)[p]You're a riot eel. They say that the best comedy is always better when it's half true. You print some pretty incredible mental images. Key word there......
Oh ya Mbogo, been there, done that.... but you can get burnt, eating those delicacies too.... Back in the 80's I owned a partnership with a few Apple Computer retail stores. In those day's Apple rewarded it's successful dealers pretty handsomely. Our stores won some kind of sales award and were invite to a big shindig in San Francisco. In as much as it included a fairly hefty monetary component, we all decide to treat ourselves to a "big city" night on the town and ended up on top of some old down town, high grade Chinese restaurant, where I proudly announce, I'm order'en "Peking Duck" tonight. It was dang good, and I picked my way through all the bones they'll chopped throw with the meat clever, and was feeling all smug with myself. ABOUT THAT TIME..... I noticed this little 2 inch black/purple thingy, that looked way too much like a swamp leach. Believing it wasn't, I pop it my mouth. Biiiiiiggggggg mistake. I mean, life altering. I went from arrogant, "YOUR DAMN RIGHT, MEET THE WORLD'S BEST COMPUTER SALES REP, JERK, to a sweating, screaming, red faced, did I say red faced, screaming, pouring sweat, panty wasted, whimping #####". That sucker was so hot it literally left blisters on the top of my mouth and the top of my tongue. Never had a blister on top of my tongue before, it was enlightening and/or igniting, to say the least. I could not taste a thing for nearly three weeks. So...... ya, I understand, not all duck is created equal.
Don, I very much appreciate the invitation. I surely well may take you up on your offer. I'll leave you alone until after Christmas and the grandkid's visits, then check in and we'll see if we can't make it work. I can't imagine anything more fun. Take care of the Hatfield boys, I hear they can hold their own when push comes to shove.
Well I'm off to bed gentlemen, it's been a pleasure to exchange with you today. I've got to go locate a few cow elk, for a good MM friend's son, that's head this way in a few days. The sun still comes up here, well before morning, so I've got to hang it up a little early tonight. I'll not be hunting ducks tomorrow, it's back to those smelly ole elk.
DC