BOBCATBESS PASSED ON PARLEYS BY AN PAPER PLATE (SPANKING NEW!!) 3500 RAM WITH A CUMMINS AND HAD A CAMPER ON IT AND PULLING A HORSE TRAILER W/HORSES...BESS WAS SEEN CHOKING ON THE BLACKCLOUD!!
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LAST EDITED ON Dec-04-08 AT 12:26PM (MST)[p]BOBCATBESS and RACKMASTER WERE STRANDED ON A ISLAND IN SOUTHPACIFIC WITH ONLY ONE ON COCONUT TREE.............SUDDENLY RACK HEARD ..AHHHHHHH BOY! FROZEN WITH FEAR RACK TURN TO SEE BESSY WITH COCONUT HAIR ON HIS HEAD....! ODDLY ENOUGH THAT APPEARS TO LOOK LIKE RED HAIR TO RACKMASTER (and bessy's man boobs arn't helping!)..Rack say's its rackolisous baby!
Group of Texas guys, giving Ca. guys a break here, just got back from Utah with their bucks. Said they were disappointed in finding no big bucks to be had but they were all happy, managed to fill their tags with forkys.
I can hear Bobcat when he's ready to talk saying something like:JUDAS FRICKEN PRIEST.W.T.F.GIVES WITH YOU A.HOLES.YOU JUST TRYIN TO PISS ME OFF?HOLY FRICKEN CHIT.HOLY FRICKEN MOOSE NUTS. I sure hope he dosen't get mad at me for this! Rod
an gay ATV rider driving in the wilderness with a BOBCAT kitten with milk on her lips stuck to a tire of the quad and a pisscutter forky with 13 holes in it and a "go green" sticker on the fender with stickperson flipin a birdie...And one yellow Smiley Face sticker sayin "Have A Nice Day A HOLE" too!
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I heard bobcat is done with MM. Says he does not want to give all you fools your jollies by seeing a 10,000. He also told me he does not get paid enough, nothing in fact, for all the years of entertainment. The cat quits and is no longer free.
I'm thinking it must be like being stoved up for three or four days. You finally give up and go to the emergency room and lo and behold there is Tag with the garden hose. When Bess finally cut's loose you better have a full enviro suit on ?. This is gunna get ugly.
Right about now Bess is so stressed out over not posting and all the jabs he's been getting. I think he's about to bust wide open. I heard someone stopped by to see him today and was greeted with:
Hey Eel, whats that guy holding behind her? Looks like someone is about to get the old slip...
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if thats you Eel........want are you doing wrapping DUCT tape around it to keep it from bending? (does that hurt? you know when it bends like in the middle..never mind I ask Kilowatt!)
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Actually I remember tht day quite well.. Eel and I at this fund raiser and had been drinkin' beer all day and that photo was takin while Eel was standing in line at the porta-pottie but as you can see the line was just to long and he just couldn't hold any longer. We were asked to leave right after that photo was takin..