Goin on a Cruise

If it was your wifes idea stay away from the sides of the open deck at night.
 
come to think of it, it was all her idea.. she's going to have to push pretty hard just to get me out of the casino..
 
I hope you budgeted plenty for alcohol (if you drink) because after just signing your name and not paying for any of it you may get one helluva surprise when you get your final bill. I know I always have.

I have been on three cruises and enjoyed every one. Where are you going?
 
Don't drink and going to the carribien, wifes been withholding, ya know no skin boat to tunna town lately says she saving it for the vacation, wouldn't doubt it if she slips me a little blue pill in my Dr. pepper, not that i have a prob with that area but she's been looking forward to this cruise for a long time, what she want she gets cause. Knowing my luck she realy will slip me a micky and i'll be the poor bastard that has a boner lasting more than four hours and have to go to the ship doctor so he can thwack it with a cold spoon.
 
If I have an erection that lasts more than four hours it'll be my wife that goes to the doctor. ;-)

Our first cruise we went to Jamaica, Costa Rica, Panama Canal, Grand Caman, Cozumel. Ten days and it was awesoome. Especially since we left Nevada in a January blizzard and the temps on the cruise were in the mid 80s.

Enjoy yourself. Hope you are doing a few shore excursions. They are usually pretty fun if you pick and choose. Sometimes a little spendy. You will see alot of people waiting for a tip. Cruise ships are a huge part of their economy. Get a massage and eat plenty. The food will amaze you. Go a diet whe you get home.
 
"If I have an erection that lasts more than four hours it'll be my wife that goes to the doctor." :) :)

Have a great trip, sounds like fun.
 
LAST EDITED ON Jan-07-09 AT 04:59PM (MST)[p] PACK 5-6 BOTTLES ON HARD LIQUOR IN YOUR LUGGAGE, I DID & SAVED A SMALL FORTUNE ON MY BAR BILL......YD.
 
nv and f dude that maybe the truth in your case. but I'm wondering what the hell I'd do for the other 3 hours and 58 minutes, and before dboot chimes in, thats still 30 seconds longer than your persona best ha ha ha.
 
Just a suggestion, stay outta the casino. those off shore boats will stick it to you and they dont use lube!

i will say its the funnest thing on the ship. and if you are sharing a room with your brother in law and sister like i did, there wont be any magic.

The comedy shows are great! go too the late night ones that are for adults only.

have fun and remember, what happens off shore stays off shore!
 
Have fun man...we're headed out the end of the month on our cruise... We've done the Alaska cruise, and not going where it is warmer!!!
Just don't eat too much...that is about impossible though!
One thing about a cruise, there is always something going on and lots of scenery!!!
 
ar and sarg you two can kiss my hinder!;-)

I would give my left nut to see some sunshine and sun, especially if it is warm and no snow is on it!:-(

Have fun.
Do excursions.
The earth will move for a week after.
You will be fatter.
Some of the women are hot and not very dressed.
The casino is fine.
Hide your liquor or they take it.
Dont wear a motion patch or you will need more than a blue pill and you won't have a 4 hour anything except a nap.

Next year I am rubbing it in you guy's faces.;-) Thinkin' Hawaii, Panama, Costa Rica, Belize (again), or Southern Caribbean?
 
Hey Ty,
Let me know when you get ready for the Hawaii excursion.. I could dig that...
I'm hoping it is hot as hell down there on the Mexican float so that the babes need less clothing to keep warm...LOL..
I'm ready for a little warmth too.
And I worry about the fatter!!! haha..
There is just too dang much food on those ships...and most of it is pretty tasty!
I'd give my left nut for a lot of things as they aren't good for much anymore....Probably give em both up for a Henry's tag!
 

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