A woman goes to her doctor and she is all bruised up and sore.
She says to the doctor, "Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats the crap out of me!"
The doctor says, "I have a cure for that, whenever he comes home drunk, drink a cup of sweet tea, but just swish it around in your mouth and don't swallow it until he goes to sleep"
A few weeks later, back for her checkup, she tells the doctor, "I can't believe how good your idea was, it worked perfectly!"
The doctor said, "See how much keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"
"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
She says to the doctor, "Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats the crap out of me!"
The doctor says, "I have a cure for that, whenever he comes home drunk, drink a cup of sweet tea, but just swish it around in your mouth and don't swallow it until he goes to sleep"
A few weeks later, back for her checkup, she tells the doctor, "I can't believe how good your idea was, it worked perfectly!"
The doctor said, "See how much keeping your mouth shut helps!!!"
"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
