How do I get my self into this chit?

[Abiggerfish2fry]

Ok you all remember when me and my wife split up!!! And I went out and call

the girlfriend dunk and asked her to marry me right??? Well I broke up with

miss Montana and found miss Minnesota! Well the wife is thinking about coming

home! Ok my problem is miss minnesota wants to come down for my birthday

this month and got a call from miss montana wanting me to come up there and

play for that day and the wifes is now saying she needs sex!! Ok now if I

20 this may not be a problem! Going to be 51! So should I buy the large jar of

blue pills or the small one?



Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

I think I will not answer my phone for the next two weeks and go to Montana to say hi!!


Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!

 

[elkassassin]

JUDAS!

What Ya gonna do when Miss Mississippi walks through the door?





The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[Hardway]

he should get a whirlpool made for 10

 

[smitty]

not to be a downer here, but WTF are you doing? Sounds like your life is absolute chaos.

Why would you take the wife back you told to get bent?

Why would you go back to a girlfriend you told to get bent?

Why are you dating chicks so far away?

If I ever was single again, I sure as hell wouldn't go the route you're going. Just saying.

If you like the chaos, carry on, just doesn't seem very healthy to me.

 

[elkassassin]

Hey bigfish?

I hear there are Chicks in Russia!

Wantin & Willing!







The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[eelgrass]

"So should I buy the large jar of

blue pills or the small one?"

I feel your pain. Last week I went to the doctor for my back. My wife said that since I was there could I bring home some of those pills that help me keep an erection? So I got her some prescription diet pills.

She hasn't spoken to me since. I don't understand women.

Whatever you decide it will be wrong!

Eel

 

[Hardway]

LMAO EEL

 

[elkassassin]

Hey biggerfish!

I kinda take it you're gonna have woman/girlfriend/chick/Ex/Women trouble all your Life!

51 & haven't learned yet?





The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[mntman]

>I kinda take it you're gonna
>have woman/girlfriend/chick/Ex/Women trouble all your
>Life!
>
>51 & haven't learned yet?

+1
Personnaly I wouldn't call/see either one. There is a reason she is your ex/seperated/booted out (whatever the situation is).


Mntman

"Hunting is where you prove yourself"


Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer?

 

[NVBighorn]

 

[foundation]

Are you sure you won't move back to the neighborhood bigfish. Things are pretty boring and quiet with out all the drama. I'm pretty sure there are some nice Mormon girls in utah that you can torture and you can avoid all this long distance business and like I have told you all along your wife is crazy as a stomped ant and just stringing you along. Say goodbye already and get on living.

 

[elkassassin]

If your Ex does come back?

Is She bringing the Gold back with Her?





The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

Well there is one other girl and she is the best looking of them all! I am

choosing her! So think I will do something fun and take her Disney land! I will

tell rest of them to blow off! My daughter comes first! But after that I going to

montana for a few!



Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!

 

[Tristate]

Always give a fake birthday to girlfriends.

 

[kingfish]

LAST EDITED ON Jun-07-13 AT 06:02AM (MST)[p]All this just makes me tired!!! Forget the chicks and buy some Crown.


Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

>"So should I buy the large
>jar of
>
>blue pills or the small one?"
>
>
>I feel your pain. Last week
>I went to the doctor
>for my back. My wife
>said that since I was
>there could I bring home
>some of those pills that
>help me keep an erection?
>So I got her some
>prescription diet pills.
>
>She hasn't spoken to me since.
>I don't understand women.
>
>Whatever you decide it will be
>wrong!
>
>Eel

Eel that is some funny chit!! Lol



Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!

 

[AZStickman]

"Always give a fake birthday to girlfriends. "


Tristate ethics at their best....... Terry

 

[Calif_Mike]

>So I got her some
>prescription diet pills.
>
>She hasn't spoken to me since.
>I don't understand women.
>Eel


That's all it takes to get blissful silence?? You're the man Eel!

 

[Zeke]

>
>All this just makes me tired!!!
>Forget the chicks and buy
>some Crown.


Gawddam right! I'm about to that point myself!

Zeke

 

[overton]

>not to be a downer here,
>but WTF are you doing?
>Sounds like your life is
>absolute chaos.
>
>Why would you take the wife
>back you told to get
>bent?
>
>Why would you go back to
>a girlfriend you told to
>get bent?
>
>Why are you dating chicks so
>far away?
>
>If I ever was single again,
>I sure as hell wouldn't
>go the route you're going.
>Just saying.
>
>If you like the chaos, carry
>on, just doesn't seem very
>healthy to me.



Smutty you aren't so dumb after all...just saying.

 

[whitwell_56]

Just have all of them come over for the b-day and make it a party...and maybe go for the big bottle of little blue pills.

Had an old man tell me that you take one every 4 hours and you are ready for anything...

 

[elkassassin]

Pay Close Attention Joe:

The Dew I had for Breakfast wasn't Bad so I had one more for Dessert!

 

[fireball77]

Oi vey buddy ....Do I need to give you the talk again !!!

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

You know what they say! If you don't use it you lose it!!!!




Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!

 

[PleaseDear]

Post up a pic of all three of them and let us Vote for ya....ha

Robb

 

[kawboy]

All I want in life, is for my wife and girlfriend to get along


I'll tell you who it was . . . it was that D@MN Sasquatch!

 

[overton]

My girlfriend hates my wife.

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

If I posted picture of all three! One of them would get nuked! Which I don't understand because it was done in the woods and she is holding a gun!


Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!

 

[fireball77]

>
>
>My girlfriend hates my wife.
>
>
>

That's a true story !!!
Sis found out huh ???

 

[fireball77]

>>
>>
>>My girlfriend hates my wife.
>>
>>
>>

>
>
>
>
>That's a true story !!!
>Sis found out huh ???


Overton you could always start hittin the fireball it helps more than you know !!!

 

[overton]

I will do that.

 

[Shummy]

>Always give a fake birthday to
>girlfriends.

That's the first reasonable thing I've seen you post.

 

[Sniper1]

Let me see if I can put this in terms that you can understand fish.... BECAUSE YOUR A DUMB AZZ!!!!

 

[Gator]

Can't fix stupid, LOL

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
>[Font][Font color = "green"]Life member of
>the MM green signature club.[font/]

 

[Abiggerfish2fry]

Man I am feeling the love!!!


Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!