scpaisley
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A hooded robber bursts into the Bank of Ireland and forces the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door with the loot, one brave Irish customer grabs the hood and pulls it off, revealing the robber's face. The robber shoots the guy without hesitation.
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him, and the robber shoots him, too. Everyone, by now, is very scared and looking down at the floor. "Did anyone else see me face?" calls the robber.
There are a few moments silence, then one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand, clears his throat and says, "I think me wife over there might have caught a glimpse....."
"Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints"
He then looks around the bank to see if anyone else has seen him. One of the tellers is looking straight at him, and the robber shoots him, too. Everyone, by now, is very scared and looking down at the floor. "Did anyone else see me face?" calls the robber.
There are a few moments silence, then one elderly Irish gent, looking down, tentatively raises his hand, clears his throat and says, "I think me wife over there might have caught a glimpse....."
"Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints"
