elkassassin
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Don't know if I Should Start a Thread like this or not?
We Played many & it all Happened when I was Younger when You Might get away with it!
We ended up getting a hold of this Real Life Looking Mannequin in High School!(No,It wasn't a Blow-Up Doll!)
We have a short STEEP Hill here locally that everybody tried to see how Fast We could Crest the Top of the Hill in our Trucks/Vehicles!
While Screwing off one Day We Try to Break the Record of Cresting that Hill!
Just as We Crest the Hill Mr 1911 was coming toward us starting off the Top of the Hill!
We Knew We were SCREWED!
We Also knew He'd have to go clear to the bottom of the Hill before He could get turned around & chase us down!
(So We knew We had a couple of Minutes before He'd catch back up to us!)
We get pulled off the side of the Road & Throw the Mannequin in to the Drivers Seat!
Sure a Shite,Here came the 1911!
I Was sitting in the middle!
As He's walking toward us I reach down with my Left Foot & Hit the Throttle a couple times!
GLASSPACKS Ain't Quiet!
I'm watching Him through the Drivers Mirror!
He Stops in His Tracks for a Second & I see His Right Hand Immediately Placed on His Gun!
(I'm Thinking:Holy Shite!)
Then I Hear Him Say:"Exit the Vehicle with Your Hands above your Head"!
He said it a couple times!
So Me & My Friend Comply by Slowly Exiting the Passenger Side!
He Recognizes Me,Not the First Time He's Dealt with me!
"Bess!"
Who's in the Drivers Seat He Yells!
And Why isn't He Complying?
I Answer with:It's just one of Our Dummy Friends & He's Scared!
He Says:He's a Dummy alright,He's not listening to any of My Commands & He Better be Scared,You Guys Crested that Hill at 78 MPH!
He Finally gets Brave Enough to inch His Way up to the Drivers Window!
He let some Choice Words Fly after He Figured it out!
We Couldn't Help but start Laughing even though We knew we were in Big Trouble!
Then His Next words were:"Which one of you Little BASTARDS were Driving"?
Mannequin
[font color="blue"]dude has his Resume turned in to be Hillary's
Intern[/font]
We Played many & it all Happened when I was Younger when You Might get away with it!
We ended up getting a hold of this Real Life Looking Mannequin in High School!(No,It wasn't a Blow-Up Doll!)
We have a short STEEP Hill here locally that everybody tried to see how Fast We could Crest the Top of the Hill in our Trucks/Vehicles!
While Screwing off one Day We Try to Break the Record of Cresting that Hill!
Just as We Crest the Hill Mr 1911 was coming toward us starting off the Top of the Hill!
We Knew We were SCREWED!
We Also knew He'd have to go clear to the bottom of the Hill before He could get turned around & chase us down!
(So We knew We had a couple of Minutes before He'd catch back up to us!)
We get pulled off the side of the Road & Throw the Mannequin in to the Drivers Seat!
Sure a Shite,Here came the 1911!
I Was sitting in the middle!
As He's walking toward us I reach down with my Left Foot & Hit the Throttle a couple times!
GLASSPACKS Ain't Quiet!
I'm watching Him through the Drivers Mirror!
He Stops in His Tracks for a Second & I see His Right Hand Immediately Placed on His Gun!
(I'm Thinking:Holy Shite!)
Then I Hear Him Say:"Exit the Vehicle with Your Hands above your Head"!
He said it a couple times!
So Me & My Friend Comply by Slowly Exiting the Passenger Side!
He Recognizes Me,Not the First Time He's Dealt with me!
"Bess!"
Who's in the Drivers Seat He Yells!
And Why isn't He Complying?
I Answer with:It's just one of Our Dummy Friends & He's Scared!
He Says:He's a Dummy alright,He's not listening to any of My Commands & He Better be Scared,You Guys Crested that Hill at 78 MPH!
He Finally gets Brave Enough to inch His Way up to the Drivers Window!
He let some Choice Words Fly after He Figured it out!
We Couldn't Help but start Laughing even though We knew we were in Big Trouble!
Then His Next words were:"Which one of you Little BASTARDS were Driving"?
Mannequin
[font color="blue"]dude has his Resume turned in to be Hillary's
Intern[/font]