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NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew This announcement
> followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme
> to employ Harlem youngsters.
>
>
>
> The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
> how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in
> less than 6 seconds without
>
>
> proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8
> seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
>
> It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
> management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
>
>
>
> However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
>
>
>
> At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
> crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
> seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and
> sold
>
> the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos
> of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
>
> followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme
> to employ Harlem youngsters.
>
>
>
> The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
> how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in
> less than 6 seconds without
>
>
> proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8
> seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
>
> It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's
> management team as most races are won or lost in the pits.
>
>
>
> However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!
>
>
>
> At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
> crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
> seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and
> sold
>
> the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos
> of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.
>
