Serious question.....

[Homer]

....does anyone else's wife get really annoyed when you are trying to give her attention by shooting her in the butt with a rubber band??

 

[Soj51hopeful]

You trying to warm her up for Valentine’s Day?

I told an old boy I know a while back I really pissed my wife off. He told me “Good. That’s how you keep them warm.”

 

[elkassassin]

We Demand Bare Ass Pics Or It Didn't Happen!

 

[slamdunk]

Try the "Bug Assalt" shotgun, she'll beg for the rubber band back.

 

[Homer]

Try the "Bug Assalt" shotgun, she'll beg for the rubber band back.

been there.....lol....got scolded for salt on the floor

 

[elkassassin]

 

[elkassassin]

You Sure That's Legal In KALI?

 

[Mallardsx2]

When my wife ignores me, I splash her with water.

NOBODY likes getting splashed with water. Especially her.
When I turn the sink on its amazing how well she listens and responds to me.

 

[Bluehair]

When I shoot mine it just bounces off like you’re blunting a bull.

Every since I got her the doublewide she’s been getting bigger and meaner.

 

[Blindnonresident]

When my wife ignores me as simple fart usually breaks the ice.

 

[heywouldya]

....does anyone else's wife get really annoyed when you are trying to give her attention by shooting her in the butt with a rubber band??

I've almost given up. Does the rubber band thing work?

 

[Wiszard]

Most woman are ungrateful for the attention we try to give them. I usually go to give mine a kiss and then try to shove my tongue in her mouth simultaneously. She really hates it.

 

[Trix4me]

Most woman are ungrateful for the attention we try to give them. I usually go to give mine a kiss and then try to shove my tongue in her mouth simultaneously. She really hates it.

 

[BeanMan]

I’ve used my Wife’s breasts as handwarmers for a long time. For some reason this annoys her.

 

[Zeke]

....does anyone else's wife get really annoyed when you are trying to give her attention by shooting her in the butt with a rubber band??

I miss those days.
She wanted attention and I always gave it to her ...in MY way. Haha

 

[tailchasers]

Best I've done lately is use clear box tape to tape her coffee pot to the coffee maker. She left for work without a cup of coffee. Was worth the azz whooping.

 

[eelgrass]

....does anyone else's wife get really annoyed when you are trying to give her attention by shooting her in the butt with a rubber band??

Rubber bands are no longer allowed in the house. She purged them years ago. If she sees me with one, she gives me that evil stare. Some women have no sense of humor.

 

[Tristate]

Popped with a wet cup towel. That's proper foreplay.

 

[Utah400Elk]

I genuinely believe women don’t understand how men flirt. I nice rubber band shot is really like the first salvo in the mating ritual for most of us. Unfortunately, it is often received as a real declaration of a verbal war. I don’t feel that was the direction I had been communicating but alas, she is hell bent on arguing “why did you do that”?

It’s like they are from a different planet. Somebody should write a book!

 

[elkassassin]

Well!

It's Either:

Why Did you Do That?

Or:

Why Didn't You Do That?

I genuinely believe women don’t understand how men flirt. I nice rubber band shot is really like the first salvo in the mating ritual for most of us. Unfortunately, it is often received as a real declaration of a verbal war. I don’t feel that was the direction I had been communicating but alas, she is hell bent on arguing “why did you do that”?

It’s like they are from a different planet. Somebody should write a book!

 

[Tristate]

I genuinely believe women don’t understand how men flirt. I nice rubber band shot is really like the first salvo in the mating ritual for most of us. Unfortunately, it is often received as a real declaration of a verbal war. I don’t feel that was the direction I had been communicating but alas, she is hell bent on arguing “why did you do that”?

It’s like they are from a different planet. Somebody should write a book!

Have you ever directly answered her question?

 

[BLooDTRaCKeR]

I never try to get my wife’s attention because she’s too busy trying to get my attention.

 

[BridgerMT]

Been married 20 years on the 28th
Its not easy you have to treat them with respect and take them on great trips you know. For are 10th I took her to Italy and I go pick her up next week..
Just kidding the 1st line is true though..

 

[Bluehair]

My wife said it won’t matter what I think after I’m dead. Mumbled something about trying to boss her around from the dead.

 

[hawkbill]

You think the rubber bands bad try asking her for a bj

 

[DeerHunter53]

My wife's temper is like her driving 0-80 in 2 seconds...She's Irish figures huh. If I used the rubber band you can figure she'll throw a rod...
And like me I'll bet most guys on this thread are hoping their wives don't see this LOL

 

[Utah400Elk]

I am very fortunate… my wife loves me. I can’t even count the number of times she has had to put up with my crazy ideas and twisted sense of humor. That said, last election I didn’t really like either candidate, so I wrote her name in. She has definitely made my life better and is an awesome person.

Now if she reads over my shoulder she will tell me I am nuts but smile as she walks away.

 

[Homer]

I am very fortunate… my wife loves me. I can’t even count the number of times she has had to put up with my crazy ideas and twisted sense of humor. That said, last election I didn’t really like either candidate, so I wrote her name in. She has definitely made my life better and is an awesome person.

Now if she reads over my shoulder she will tell me I am nuts but smile as she walks away.

uh....when was the last time you shot her with a rubber band??

 

[Homer]

You think the rubber bands bad try asking her for a bj

any time I ask....someone she trusts told her it was good for her skin.....