So many Experts

NVBighorn

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Why is that when you're in a group of guys and you start talking occupations you don't seem to have a lot of conflicts? You seldom hear a plumber tell a carpenter how to frame a house. Or a carpenter tell a plumber how to run pipe. Doctors don't tell fireman how they'd fight fires and firemen seldom tell the surgeon how to remove an appendix. Good mechanics never tell a scientist how to make rockets fly and even though the scientist may know why a carburetor works he seldom tells the mechanic what jets to run in a Holly 750. Computer geeks don't tell insurance salesmen about premiums and actuaries. Insurance guys don't tell draftsmen how to draw plans.

But when the subject turns to managing wildlife, in particular deer herds, suddenly every swinging d!ck in the coffee shop is a friggin expert!!! There is no profession in the world that seems so obvious how its done to everyone else.

The only place this rule does not seem to be exclusive is of course, here on Monster Muleys. Here EVERYONE is an expert about EVERYTHING but it is even further exagerated when it comes to deer management.

WTF?
 
Cool it NVB!

I've experienced just the opposite!

Just got told a couple days ago what an Ameteur I am & on top of that I got called an Assshholle too!

Ya see NVB!

In TARDville We've Experienced first hand for the last 40 years of how NOT to manage a Deer Herd!

Swear to GAWD they couldn't manage a Pack of Coyotes without FRICKEN it up in this State!






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Tell him PUNK!

But in Lango He'll understand!

STFU Carl!

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Got a new Logo/Signature for you NVB!

"""So Many Experts/So Few a Deer"""



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Christ Big if you was as smart as you think you are... somebody would give a crap. You & JB should Facebook each other.

Slick

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LAST EDITED ON Apr-19-12 AT 08:53PM (MST)[p]What makes me mad is that you know how to make "bold" text on
MM and I don't..
 
>LAST EDITED ON Apr-19-12
>AT 08:53?PM (MST)

>
>What makes me mad is that
>you know how to make
>"bold" text on
>MM and I don't..


You have to push the buttons really hard.
 
...even the d!cks too short to swing know it all.....amazing.


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None of you dickweeds know what the ##### you're talking about!

Haha.

Bill

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ignorance, and the gospel of envy.

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stood up for something, sometime in your life.

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Thanks for asking Carl!

If you've had a bad winter, you need to have a fawn season that next summer. By killing off the fawn crop, you allow the does to go into the next breeding cycle in peak shape. Duh!

Eel
 
"Opinions are like orgasms.....after I have one, I don't much care if you have yours".

"I could eat a bowl of Alphabet Soup and
sh!t a better argument than that!"
 
get off ur friggin high horse nv! name one time when i have ever told anyone how to manage their herds!? I will admit i probably know better than most surgeons on how to remove an appendix, how to plumb a house, how to build a rocket etc but i dont recall giving advice on how to run a deer herd. i may know more than anyone else on this site because im not a mormon and have common sense. however other than effective poaching i know nothing about herd management and ive never given my swingin dik advice.
 
oh and BTW NV! in case your too dumb or stupid to know it the best way to manage any herd is to realease a fu@$ load of wolves into it.
 
Someone please go take a crap in NVB's yard!!!!!


Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
 
>>LAST EDITED ON Apr-19-12
>>AT 08:53?PM (MST)

>>
>>What makes me mad is that
>>you know how to make
>>"bold" text on
>>MM and I don't..
>
>
>You have to push the buttons
>really hard.

Calling "BS" on that one.. I pushed the buttons really hard and it did not work..

And just when I thought I was an expert on everything.
 
Good points Carl! I see it just a little differently though, a little more like backseat driving. We are all involved in it and the deer herds are a resource that belongs to the people. We should have a right to have our opinions heard and considered. The problem is one of perception really. When the public perceives that they are being ignored then they get up in arms about it. A little public relations will go a lot further than biology will. The problem is that the Division hires more biologists who are not PR specialists and end up putting the public off. At least that is how I see it.

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Roy, thanks for your expert opinion. You make my point very clear

Kingfish, I don't need your sh!t

Stinky, don't be a dickweed

nickman, I am seriously LMAO
 
GEEZUS NVB?

No SMART-ASS Comment for me?

WTF?

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I'm sorry Bess (in my most condescending tone). Are you feeling left out? Maybe you could wet your pants or tip your desk over or something to get my attention.

Perhaps the problem in Utah IS the fact that you have turned the managing of wildlife over to the "experts", plumbers, carpenters, doctors, basketball players, guides and other private axe grinders. Just a thought (insert thought bubble here above a cartoon face grimacing at the tyrade that will follow).
 
>Perhaps the problem in Utah IS
>the fact that you have
>turned the managing of wildlife
>over to the "experts", plumbers,
>carpenters, doctors, basketball players, guides
>and other private axe grinders.
>Just a thought (insert thought
>bubble here above a cartoon
>face grimacing at the tyrade
>that will follow).

So are you saying that that is exactly what happens when your resources are for sale to the highest bidder?




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>I'm sorry Bess (in my most
>condescending tone). Are you feeling
>left out? Maybe you could
>wet your pants or tip
>your desk over or something
>to get my attention.
>
>Perhaps the problem in Utah IS
>the fact that you have
>turned the managing of wildlife
>over to the "experts", plumbers,
>carpenters, doctors, basketball players, guides
>and other private axe grinders.
>Just a thought (insert thought
>bubble here above a cartoon
>face grimacing at the tyrade
>that will follow).

Perhaps you're wrong again NVB!


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I may not be a wildlife expert but I did get straight A's in math in college and I do know if you kill all the spikes, forkhorns and 3 pointers the percent of mature bucks would rise to an unbelievable percentage so I propose you tards kill all the dink bucks. Oh wait you already did... me bad.




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I like overtons thinking. Smart man there. Lets not forget to kill all the cows like on the san juan. Now lets not forget to let the cougar populations to skyrocket and lets continue to let those wolves trickle in from the surrounding states. Soon you guys will have the awesome hunting of the 80's again. The time before sfw turned your state around and you hated them for it.
 
This happens more than you think,.. As a plumber, I have had many a carpenter, electrician, general contractor, sheetrocker, mudslinger , even them damned inspectors tell me how to plumb. What is the difference with mule deer biology.Breed em high!!
 
Utah sure has enough Plumbers on MM.....maybe that is why everyone needs hip boots around here.


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