Eewwwww....I'm MAD! Some a-hole here in Neola is gonna PAY, big time. My son and his poor girlfriend were driving home last night when all of a sudden a deer jumped out into the road. My son didn't want his car to be ruined, so he swerved and kinda ran off the road to miss the deer, and ran over what he THOUGHT was a bush. Turns out it was a freakin' Chinese Elm! Someone had been trimming the damn thing down to make it look like a little bush, but it had a pretty good size trunk growing back already. It TOTALLY messed my son's car up!! I'm just LIVID!! I've already called my insurance company and talked to an attorney. They both said the homeowner or whoever the super shrub trimmer is- is liable. I am going to SUE the pants off that SOB! His girlfriend was traumatized, my son was scared to death, and my husband beat the crap out of him when he got home. Poor kid.
I can't wait to confront that damn homeowner/shrub beautician dude. It's probably some gay dude with animal shaped topiaries in his yard and stuff. I can't WAIT to give him a piece of my mind. Watch out! Mean Momma Bear on the hunt!!
I can't wait to confront that damn homeowner/shrub beautician dude. It's probably some gay dude with animal shaped topiaries in his yard and stuff. I can't WAIT to give him a piece of my mind. Watch out! Mean Momma Bear on the hunt!!