elkaholic123
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SUMBITCH
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a
party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion.Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator
in
my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump
in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!Leroy was fighting the gator
and kicking its ass!Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.The water
was churning and splashing everywhere, both Leroy and the gator were screaming
and raising hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the
top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
disbelief.Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars.''No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said
Leroy.The rich man
said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet, how about half a
million bucks then?''No thanks, I don't want it,' answered
Leroy.The host
said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How
about a
new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?'Again Leroy said no.Confused,
the
rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'Leroy said,
'I want the name of the sumbiTch who pushed me in the pool!'
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a
party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the
only redneck in the neighborhood. He held the party around the pool in the
backyard of his mansion.Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating
shrimp, oysters and BBQ and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 ft man-eating gator
in
my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump
in.'
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and
everyone turned around and saw Leroy in the pool!Leroy was fighting the gator
and kicking its ass!Leroy was jabbing the gator in the eyes with his thumbs,
throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and
flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.The water
was churning and splashing everywhere, both Leroy and the gator were screaming
and raising hell. Finally, Leroy strangled the gator and let it float to the
top like a dime store goldfish.
Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool. Everybody was just staring at him in
disbelief.Finally the host says, 'Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million
dollars.''No, that's okay. I don't want it,' said
Leroy.The rich man
said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet, how about half a
million bucks then?''No thanks, I don't want it,' answered
Leroy.The host
said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How
about a
new Porsche, a Rolex and some stock options?'Again Leroy said no.Confused,
the
rich man asked, 'Well, Leroy, then what do you want?'Leroy said,
'I want the name of the sumbiTch who pushed me in the pool!'
