COBUK
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Three men, one German, one Japanese and one Mexican were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping
sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese
fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip
in my hand. "The Mexican felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Mexican finally said..., "Aye, Dios Mio, will you look at
that? I'm getting a fax."
sound. The German pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.
The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
pager", he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my
arm." A few minutes later a phone rang. The Japanese
fellow lifted his palm to his ear. When he finished he
explained, "That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip
in my hand. "The Mexican felt decidedly low-tech, but not to be
outdone he decided he had to do something just as
impressive. He stepped out of the sauna and went to the
bathroom. He returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from
his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.
The Mexican finally said..., "Aye, Dios Mio, will you look at
that? I'm getting a fax."
