travishunter3006
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APPLICATION SEASON:
“I have X points. What unit should I apply for?”
“What is the best unit for a guy with 2 points? Serious replies only. I want a 180” buck or better”
PRE-DRAW RESULTS:
“When will we see the draw results?”
“Are the tag numbers set yet?”
“My card got smacked! JUST KIDDING!”
“I have 6 non resident points and I applied for Antelope Island. Anyone know a good butcher shop in the area?”
THE DRAW:
“Oops! I messed up and drew a tag in a unit I know nothing about! Help me please”
“Anyone want to give info to a first time MMer who will undoubtedly never return to the site or participate in anyway”
“I drew a deer tag on X unit!!! Can I get some general tips, no honey holes please. PM me if you feel more comfortable giving away information you learned the hard way and that I am asking for without putting in any work!”
“HELP! Not looking for a handout but I just wanted to take my kid/cat/quadruple amputee midget neighbor hunting and would be happy with a two point!”
OPENING DAY:
“Where are all the ‘buck down’ posts?
“He was the biggest on the mountain but this 1-5 yr old spike sure had a huge body!”
“I’ve hunted hard but haven’t seen any deer from the driver seat of my truck! Can a guy get some help?”
“This unit has really gone down hill. I talked to the warden and he told me all the deer are dead. He blames all the Californians moving in”
MID HUNT:
“I heard from a friend that a 240” buck was killed on X unit. Anyone have pictures?
-“I got a pic of that buck but it’s not mine to share or I’ll get sued.”
-“It was probably poached”
-“What’s the status of that 240” buck that I heard was poached?”
LAST DAY OF THE HUNT:
“Anyone know where I can go to fill the freezer?”
“I hunted hard and killed this huge spike buck on the last day of the hunt”
“In all my 7 years of hunting, I’ve never seen it so bad. Didn’t see a single buck the entire hunt!”
POST HUNT:
“Boy it sure is slow around here. Let’s talk about crusty underwear and what our trophy rooms look like.
“I have X points. What should I put in for next year. I won’t mention what state or my residence status as that would make it too easy to answer.”
There ya go fellas. Did I miss anything? Happy Independence Day! Just remember, someone on this site will start the 4th with more fingers and toes than they’ll have on the 5th!
“I have X points. What unit should I apply for?”
“What is the best unit for a guy with 2 points? Serious replies only. I want a 180” buck or better”
PRE-DRAW RESULTS:
“When will we see the draw results?”
“Are the tag numbers set yet?”
“My card got smacked! JUST KIDDING!”
“I have 6 non resident points and I applied for Antelope Island. Anyone know a good butcher shop in the area?”
THE DRAW:
“Oops! I messed up and drew a tag in a unit I know nothing about! Help me please”
“Anyone want to give info to a first time MMer who will undoubtedly never return to the site or participate in anyway”
“I drew a deer tag on X unit!!! Can I get some general tips, no honey holes please. PM me if you feel more comfortable giving away information you learned the hard way and that I am asking for without putting in any work!”
“HELP! Not looking for a handout but I just wanted to take my kid/cat/quadruple amputee midget neighbor hunting and would be happy with a two point!”
OPENING DAY:
“Where are all the ‘buck down’ posts?
“He was the biggest on the mountain but this 1-5 yr old spike sure had a huge body!”
“I’ve hunted hard but haven’t seen any deer from the driver seat of my truck! Can a guy get some help?”
“This unit has really gone down hill. I talked to the warden and he told me all the deer are dead. He blames all the Californians moving in”
MID HUNT:
“I heard from a friend that a 240” buck was killed on X unit. Anyone have pictures?
-“I got a pic of that buck but it’s not mine to share or I’ll get sued.”
-“It was probably poached”
-“What’s the status of that 240” buck that I heard was poached?”
LAST DAY OF THE HUNT:
“Anyone know where I can go to fill the freezer?”
“I hunted hard and killed this huge spike buck on the last day of the hunt”
“In all my 7 years of hunting, I’ve never seen it so bad. Didn’t see a single buck the entire hunt!”
POST HUNT:
“Boy it sure is slow around here. Let’s talk about crusty underwear and what our trophy rooms look like.
“I have X points. What should I put in for next year. I won’t mention what state or my residence status as that would make it too easy to answer.”
There ya go fellas. Did I miss anything? Happy Independence Day! Just remember, someone on this site will start the 4th with more fingers and toes than they’ll have on the 5th!