To All You Haters.....

[Wiszard]

My luck is changing, gentlemen!! Received this email this morning. Looks like you all are the suckers now....having to put in for draw and wait years and years to get a tag. I'll be writing checks and breaking big bulls and bucks necks when this "fund" is delivered to my doorstep!! Y'all can suck it!!!


Good News

We write to inform you that after the directors meeting yesterday, we
have resolved to release your fund with the service of DHL Courier
Company as we've secured an immunity that will guide the delivery
direct to your doorstep as the delivery will not stop nor verify the
shipment on its way to make the delivery to your destination.

Despite our initial "hold" on the fund delivery which is above the
stipulated volume of amount allowed to convene per individual
($10,700,000.00), we deem it proper to release your fund and also give
you every back up on the money since we have ascertained it to be
genuine; The shipment documents and clearance papers we retrieved
from your delivery agents have been confirmed authentic.

Therefore, we advise you to get back to us for the delivery schedule.
You are expected to reconfirm your delivery details as given below for
our final verification.

Name ..
Address ..
Telephone ...
Nationality ...
Age/Occupation ..

We look forward to your timely response.

Yours
Chief Charlie Vazque

 

[HikeHunt61]

You too? I got my message today- how freaking crazy is that?

 

[woodruffhunter]

Good for you, you deserve it!

Now you can bid against and compete with Bess for all of these Utah auction tags!

 

[elkassassin]

Ms Wisz Called Me 2 Days Ago Letting Me Know She Had Secretly Filed For A Die-Vorce!

I Was Wondering WTH Was Going On!

For Your 1/2 Wisz, I Might Be Able To Save Your Marriage!

My luck is changing, gentlemen!! Received this email this morning. Looks like you all are the suckers now....having to put in for draw and wait years and years to get a tag. I'll be writing checks and breaking big bulls and bucks necks when this "fund" is delivered to my doorstep!! Y'all can suck it!!!


Good News

We write to inform you that after the directors meeting yesterday, we
have resolved to release your fund with the service of DHL Courier
Company as we've secured an immunity that will guide the delivery
direct to your doorstep as the delivery will not stop nor verify the
shipment on its way to make the delivery to your destination.

Despite our initial "hold" on the fund delivery which is above the
stipulated volume of amount allowed to convene per individual
($10,700,000.00), we deem it proper to release your fund and also give
you every back up on the money since we have ascertained it to be
genuine; The shipment documents and clearance papers we retrieved
from your delivery agents have been confirmed authentic.

Therefore, we advise you to get back to us for the delivery schedule.
You are expected to reconfirm your delivery details as given below for
our final verification.

Name ..
Address ..
Telephone ...
Nationality ...
Age/Occupation ..

We look forward to your timely response.

Yours
Chief Charlie Vazque

 

[2lumpy]

My luck is changing, gentlemen!! Received this email this morning. Looks like you all are the suckers now....having to put in for draw and wait years and years to get a tag. I'll be writing checks and breaking big bulls and bucks necks when this "fund" is delivered to my doorstep!! Y'all can suck it!!!


Good News

We write to inform you that after the directors meeting yesterday, we
have resolved to release your fund with the service of DHL Courier
Company as we've secured an immunity that will guide the delivery
direct to your doorstep as the delivery will not stop nor verify the
shipment on its way to make the delivery to your destination.

Despite our initial "hold" on the fund delivery which is above the
stipulated volume of amount allowed to convene per individual
($10,700,000.00), we deem it proper to release your fund and also give
you every back up on the money since we have ascertained it to be
genuine; The shipment documents and clearance papers we retrieved
from your delivery agents have been confirmed authentic.

Therefore, we advise you to get back to us for the delivery schedule.
You are expected to reconfirm your delivery details as given below for
our final verification.

Name ..
Address ..
Telephone ...
Nationality ...
Age/Occupation ..

We look forward to your timely response.

Yours
Chief Charlie Vazque

Sammy “Bankman” Fried, aka Chucky Vazquez.

Let me know how this goes Wiszard.

 

[Homer]

cool that you are getting more than the volume of amount allowed

 

[elkassassin]

The Check Is So Big & So Heavy It Has To Be Delivered By A DHL Truck!

cool that you are getting more than the volume of amount allowed

 

[2lumpy]

cool that you are getting more than the volume of amount allowed

You and BC a couple of Chucky’s Lieutenants?

 

[eelgrass]

$10,700,000.00

Two auction tags with guides. You'll be back.

 

[BrowningRage]

I love this post... thanks for the laugh buddy.!!

 

[JPickett]

God i hope @PleaseDear didn't get this email too. that guys just about old enough to fall for it

 

[hossblur]

I'm pretty sure they need your social security number as well, probably better include that too

 

[Shadow]

Party at the Wiz residence next weekend!!