Up for grabs again

[fireball77]

Sis just got another divorce. , looking for husband #9

 

[Homer]

..the good looking one???

 

[fireball77]

The one that likes everything you like!!!

I'm cuter, but she is almost as cute!!!(sorry fellas I'm taken )

 

[elkassassin]

# 9 LOL!

Does that mean She's moving in with You & 1911 for a While?


Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[fireball77]

HELL NO !!
You guys can have her

 

[overton]

LAST EDITED ON Aug-01-15 AT 07:36PM (MST)[p]I met her she's perfect for JB, Bess , Rug or Boob

 

[fireball77]

But she really likes you, and you guys had so much in common

 

[overton]

If I said I liked eating white Kentucky Clay with kosher sea salt she would say she loved it too

 

[eelgrass]

How old is she? How many kids? Does she like fishing/camping?

Just wondering.

Eel

Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one you probably will never need one again.

 

[elkassassin]

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Hey RANS!

She looked at My Back Pocket!

Then She looked at Yours!

She wants nothing to do with me!


Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[elkassassin]

Remember when Lil Red brought Her in to the Chat?






Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[one_dryboot]

I don't even have a back pocket so I'm out.

 

[elkassassin]

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Hey booty?

Here's a Hint:

She might think Your Loin Cloth is too Big!




Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[elkassassin]

One more thing boot?

You ever wanted to see what it's like to be a 10?

LMAO!



Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[overton]

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Eel if you like it so will she

 

[eelgrass]

LOL! That would be a change. LOL!

Eel

Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one you probably will never need one again.

 

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Don't worry Bess I told her you were wealthy so you are in...

 

[elkassassin]

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Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[DW]

Waiting for the pic.........

 

[Roy]

Good lord, let's hope she never meets my Brother-in-law, he is on wife #11.


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[kilowatt]

Who ever does become #9 better have a good supply of 2x6x24" or he could fall inside.....Wisz would hit it though!

Brian
http://i44.tinypic.com/es7x8z.jpg[/IMG]

 

[elkassassin]

>Waiting for the pic.........

It's Too HOT to Post,sorry!




Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[fireball77]

Gotta love her , but Judas ...you must learn to have bigger and better than the other 9 before you!!!

 

[elkassassin]

See RANS!

She looked at your back Pocket!

Then She looked at Mine!

And then She said:

I'm Taking HANDSOME RANSOM Home with Me!

Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[DW]

After aquiring half, eight times, she's gotta have a small fortune!

 

[264mag]

I bet Her favorite song is "I never promised you a Rose Garden"

 

[DeerMadness]

9 ? You are kidding aren't you fireball ?

 

[fireball77]

Not kidding
And her song is
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST!!!

I can't wait til she invites me to dinner and say her classic line ( Beck I think I found the one.)
She plays From this moment on by Shania Twain at the wedding and 6 months later she gets bored .
Love her to death.

 

[DeerMadness]

Well she is your sis. I would love her too . But it's insanity to marry that much.

 

[fireball77]

Ha never said she was sane!!!

 

[Homer]

 

[DW]

Still waiting for the pic......

 

[elkassassin]

Bunch of Impatient Hyena's!


Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[RELH]

Lil Red, between you and your sister, I think 1911 got the jewel and those 8 other guys got the fools gold.

RELH

 

[DW]

You mean those 8 fools lost their gold!

 

[elkassassin]

She may be going for a Record & become Famous?

Guinness:

Most married woman in the world: Linda Wolfe holds record for being the most married woman in the world. She was married 23 times. Her first marriage at 16 was for love. Her last, in 1996 was for publicity. That year she married preacher Glynn ?Scotty? Wolfe. He was the world?s most married man. Linda married a convict, a homeless man, a musician, a plumber. One husband lasted just three days. She married another man three times.

"One Husband lasted just 3 Days!"

LMAO!


Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[eelgrass]

I have a friend who inherited his house when his mom died at an early age. He got married and divorced. He wanted to keep the house so he got a loan against it and paid her her half in cash.

Along comes wife #2 and they divorce after about 10 years. He has to get another loan against the house to pay her off.

Along come wife #3, and yep, he has to borrow against his house again when they divorce.

Wife #4, who he just divorced is out of luck because he finally wised up and kept his property separated at the time they got married. I think it was her idea as she didn't want half of his debt. lol

He just turned 65 but can't retire because he owes too much on his house that he got free and clear 40 years ago.

Eel

Guns are like parachutes. If you need one and don't have one you probably will never need one again.

 

[kilowatt]

There's an Idiot born every day!

Brian
http://i44.tinypic.com/es7x8z.jpg[/IMG]

 

[overton]

Here's her pic


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[elkassassin]

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Hey RANS?

Is that a Cougar?





Go Ahead!

Make Me take it down!

 

[Homer]

Lol......a little b!tch

 

[Zeke]

That's pretty rough, 77. Your sis must like to love 'em and leave 'em.

We have something in common, sort of. My brother and I were just trying to remember how many times my sis was married. I think it's 7 but who's counting, right? LOL

R.I.P. sis. She passed away in 1994 just 5 years after my dad. They were both too damn young to leave us but they're on to better things and we're still here slugging away.

Zeke

 

[fireball77]

Zeke sorry to hear .
I really thought this last guy was the one , but she has bigger plans.

 

[Zeke]

.....bigger plans? LOL

Best of luck to her.
Hey, at least we hope she's having fun, right?

Zeke

 

[fireball77]

Fun at the cost of and STD , is not fun in my book !!!

 

[Zeke]

OUCH!
NOT fun there for sure.
I've never had one and can imagine the pain on several levels.

Zeke

 

[264mag]

>Fun at the cost of and
>STD , is not fun
>in my book !!!

STD? standard way of life?

 

[DW]

>Fun at the cost of and
>STD , is not fun
>in my book !!!


Like the luggage type of std?

 

[chasemike]

You single guys ought to be after her. She has to be loaded with money by now.

 

[kilowatt]

Brian
http://i44.tinypic.com/es7x8z.jpg[/IMG]