Valentine's Day Dinner

[Runnoft]

A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.

They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table - but the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."
The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just walked in."

 

[NVBighorn]

Laughed right out loud at that one!! :7


[font color="blue"]I don't make the soup, I just stir it.[/font]

 

[elkassassin]

>NVB and a woman
>were having a quiet, romantic
>dinner in a fine restaurant.
>
>
>They were gazing lovingly at each
>other and holding hands. The
>waitress, taking another order at
>a table a few steps
>away, suddenly noticed the woman
>slowly sliding down her chair
>and under the table -
>but NVB stared straight
>ahead.
>
>The waitress watched as the
>woman slid all the way
>down her chair and out
>of sight under the table.
>Still,NVB stared straight
>ahead.
>
>The waitress, thinking this behavior a
>bit risque and worried that
>it might offend other diners,
>went over to the table
>and, tactfully, began by saying
>to NVB "Pardon me,
>sir, but I think your
>wife just slid under
>the table."
>NVB calmly looked up at
>her and said, "No, she
>didn't. She just walked in."
>
>



That's Better!








[font color="red"]From My Smokin Cherry Red Hot Barrel & My Dead Cold Hands I Shall go down Fighting for American Pride & Rights!
I Know I'm Out Numbered by Pusssies & Brainwashed Democrats that'll Throw Their Hands in the air & I know I can't Lick the U.S. Military by Myself when they Turn on us but I'll make
you one Guarantee,They'll be Enduring a Situation where I Hope to Hell All Americans become True Americans once again & Stand up for their Rights!

 

[zekers]

LMAO! Good one!