What Religion are u
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B_BOP_A_LU_LU
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I'm a TARDville JACK MORMON!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
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stinkystomper
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In case you weren't aware the bulk of this sites contributers are from Utah you idiot. what kinda fight are you tryin to start manny?
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I'm from the church of Cheese and Rice , and Rattler day snakes .
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B_BOP_A_LU_LU
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Well lesgo!
I was Baptized when I was 8 years old!
Never could figure that out!
Hell Sakes!
Shoulda waited till I was 58 before Baptizing me!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
I was Baptized when I was 8 years old!
Never could figure that out!
Hell Sakes!
Shoulda waited till I was 58 before Baptizing me!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
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stinkystomper
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Jack mormon means he was raised up in the mormon church but no longer believes what they teach. Its kinda a hard religion to stick with if you start researchin history and reading the bible in depth. Just a lot of conflicting stories. Hence people migrate away from it.
But they do make good comercials though.
Oh, and BTW I'm a devot muslim and democrat!
if you turn from your wicked catholic ways and embrace muhammed you can still be saved my child.
I'm always here if any of you wish to find out about the true religion of the muslims.
But they do make good comercials though.
Oh, and BTW I'm a devot muslim and democrat!
if you turn from your wicked catholic ways and embrace muhammed you can still be saved my child.
I'm always here if any of you wish to find out about the true religion of the muslims.
>Jack mormon means he was raised
>up in the mormon church
>but no longer believes what
>they teach. Its kinda a
>hard religion to stick with
>if you start researchin history
>and reading the bible in
>depth. Just a lot of
>conflicting stories. Hence people migrate
>away from it.
>
>But they do make good comercials
>though.
>
>Oh, and BTW I'm a devot
>muslim and democrat!
>
>if you turn from your wicked
>catholic ways and embrace muhammed
>you can still be saved
>my child.
>
>I'm always here if any of
>you wish to find out
>about the true religion of
>the muslims.
sorry stinky, i gotta call BS on this
>up in the mormon church
>but no longer believes what
>they teach. Its kinda a
>hard religion to stick with
>if you start researchin history
>and reading the bible in
>depth. Just a lot of
>conflicting stories. Hence people migrate
>away from it.
>
>But they do make good comercials
>though.
>
>Oh, and BTW I'm a devot
>muslim and democrat!
>
>if you turn from your wicked
>catholic ways and embrace muhammed
>you can still be saved
>my child.
>
>I'm always here if any of
>you wish to find out
>about the true religion of
>the muslims.
sorry stinky, i gotta call BS on this
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What ya'll call God or Gawd, I call The Sheep Herder...
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Who are the ones that are allways knockin on my door bright an early after I have worked a grave yard shift ? They are allways trying to give me some book or pamphlet that says " searchlight " or " spot light " or some thing .
There a pushy bunch .
There a pushy bunch .
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>Who are the ones that are
>allways knockin on my door
>bright an early after I
>have worked a grave yard
>shift ? They are allways
>trying to give me some
>book or pamphlet that says
>" searchlight " or "
>spot light " or some
>thing .
>
> There a pushy bunch
>.
Sounds like Jehovah's Witness's
>allways knockin on my door
>bright an early after I
>have worked a grave yard
>shift ? They are allways
>trying to give me some
>book or pamphlet that says
>" searchlight " or "
>spot light " or some
>thing .
>
> There a pushy bunch
>.
Sounds like Jehovah's Witness's
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Some missionarys came to my house when I lived in Salt Lake. They were kind of pushy, but I stayed really nice and told them that I was not interested, but thanks anyways. They got kind of angry and started to leave. I thought that was the end of it until about a week later I go out to my trailer and the handle on the door is broken. I go inside and there is a bible laying on the floor.
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LOL!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
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slickrock
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I worship puss. So do the rest of you.
Slick
"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"
Slick
"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"
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stinkystomper
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ok u got me. im jehova witness and i hate mormons and catholics!
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slickrock
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"ok u got me. im jehova witness"
Just a chickensh!t way to get outta buying the kids Christmas presents.
Slick
"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"
Just a chickensh!t way to get outta buying the kids Christmas presents.
Slick
"The Road goes on forever & the Party never Ends"
There is Budda, Allah, Christ, Jehovah, Wakantanka, Odin, Zeus, Elohim, Yaweah, Ra,.....and a bunch of others that I can't recall, or never heard of. Help yourself to whichever one appeals to your particular needs.
They are all "GOD" in somebody's religion of choice.
I believe there is one, I just don't believe he cares what you call him.
Whichever one is, "the one true GOD", can line me out when I get there.
For right now, I have "no book, no plate and no sacred date."
"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"
They are all "GOD" in somebody's religion of choice.
I believe there is one, I just don't believe he cares what you call him.
Whichever one is, "the one true GOD", can line me out when I get there.
For right now, I have "no book, no plate and no sacred date."
"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"
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speaking religion, I saw this church a few days ago and thought Id snap a photo. It was sunday and the parking lot was empty. lol
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speaking of all those greek gods, has anyone bought season 1 of sparticus? all i can say is wow! is zena princess warrior a goddess? hey zack, u should post up some out takes n help me jack this thread properly!
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I'm spiritual but NOT religious.
And I've never felt closer to any higher power, than when I'm at 10,000 feet on a backcountry mulie...I mean turtle hunt.
My 2cents- religion only corrupts spirituality by bringing money to the forfront in equation of worship.
And I've never felt closer to any higher power, than when I'm at 10,000 feet on a backcountry mulie...I mean turtle hunt.
My 2cents- religion only corrupts spirituality by bringing money to the forfront in equation of worship.
LAST EDITED ON Sep-22-11 AT 09:20PM (MST)[p]Like my dog tags in the service said:
RELIGION: NO PREFERENCE
Have never gone to church and was never pressured growing up to go to church.
I see so many people I know that are "born again Christians" and think that is going to clear them up for all the bad things they have done so far in life.
Guess I will go to hell....I won't be alone either.
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RELIGION: NO PREFERENCE
Have never gone to church and was never pressured growing up to go to church.
I see so many people I know that are "born again Christians" and think that is going to clear them up for all the bad things they have done so far in life.
Guess I will go to hell....I won't be alone either.
Brian
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>LAST EDITED ON Sep-22-11
>AT 09:20?PM (MST)
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>Like my dog tags in the
>service said:
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>RELIGION: NO PREFERENCE
Funny mine said the same thing. When the lady typed them up and asked why I said that I didn't care what religion I was, my response was that if you needed to look at my dog tags to figure out which type of chaplain I needed it didn't much matter at that point, which ever chaplain was the first to get to me wins.
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>AT 09:20?PM (MST)
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>Like my dog tags in the
>service said:
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>RELIGION: NO PREFERENCE
Funny mine said the same thing. When the lady typed them up and asked why I said that I didn't care what religion I was, my response was that if you needed to look at my dog tags to figure out which type of chaplain I needed it didn't much matter at that point, which ever chaplain was the first to get to me wins.
WVBOWAK
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VelvetyJones
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Cj...doesn't 1 woman give you enough crap?
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I figured this one would pull stinky out of his cave...He's got nothin better to do than hate on religions that he doesn't believe in. Wait til qtip offers her opinion...
I pretty much respect every religion that believes in God or a higher power. What's wrong with teaching good morals, family, and serving your fellow man? WAFJ!
Traditional >>>------->
I pretty much respect every religion that believes in God or a higher power. What's wrong with teaching good morals, family, and serving your fellow man? WAFJ!
Traditional >>>------->
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Lets face it... Everything of Stinky's is bigger and better, whether its wrong or right! Especially Ego!
>Lets face it... Everything of Stinky's
>is bigger and better,
>whether its wrong or right!
> Especially Ego!
That's not what QTip told me....
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>is bigger and better,
>whether its wrong or right!
> Especially Ego!
That's not what QTip told me....
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LAST EDITED ON Sep-23-11 AT 00:22AM (MST)[p]Here's the Greek Godess "Flauntsherpuss"...GAWD bless her!!
Here's her close Godess friend "Tigolebitties"...she makes blind men see again!! I'm pretty sure she's a stripper in Canada too, can anyone confirm??
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Here's her close Godess friend "Tigolebitties"...she makes blind men see again!! I'm pretty sure she's a stripper in Canada too, can anyone confirm??
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LAST EDITED ON Sep-23-11 AT 00:26AM (MST)[p]Here's the African Godess "ShelfAss"...she follows Zues around so he always has a place to set his beer
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Come on Eel!
You knew sooner or later lesgo was gonna ask didn't Ya?
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
You knew sooner or later lesgo was gonna ask didn't Ya?
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
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B_BOP_A_LU_LU
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Come on kingfish!
We know You're a Good Man!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
We know You're a Good Man!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
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ummm... I'll pray for ya'll.
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Mormon. I like Dr. Pepper. I say sware words sometimes. I believe that the Book of Mormon is true. Anybody who says that studying history or the bible makes it hard to believe that the Mormon church isn't true hasn't ever really read the first 10 books in the bible. There are daughters getting there dad drunk and raping him while he is asleep, there are men who turn down 2 guys daughters so they can get some lovin from his 2 ANGEL friends who came to town. If you believe that god could flood the earth but wouldn't appear to a 14 yr old kid then something is wrong wth your head.
I like pizza as well.
It was a big bodied 2 point.
I like pizza as well.
It was a big bodied 2 point.
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TAGATTRACTER
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I thought we all worshiped Feleno ?
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stinkystomper
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well it is sad to see all you guys throwing caution to the wind. all i can say is that ive seen many explosions in my life and every one of them either took a life or was capable of taking one. if you believe that there was one special big bang other than sex that created life then im sorry to say that your just not to smart. better start looking around for the one you think created us all and try to get on his side. all i can tell you guys is that im undoubtedly going to heaven.
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Stinky, I'd ask you for shooting tips before religous advice.
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LAST EDITED ON Sep-23-11 AT 09:24AM (MST)[p]> all i can
>tell you guys is that
>im undoubtedly going to heaven.
>
Suddenly hell doesn't sound so bad.
Afterall, its a dry heat.
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>tell you guys is that
>im undoubtedly going to heaven.
>
Suddenly hell doesn't sound so bad.
Afterall, its a dry heat.
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God bless you Z!
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boy this one sure started to "PERK" up LOLOLOL
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I go to a Non denominational church -
It's called "Our Lady of Easy Virtue"
Very nice place to worship..
It's called "Our Lady of Easy Virtue"
Very nice place to worship..
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Brandon82
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Atheist
........."that I am undoubtedly going to Heaven"....Now that , my friends, is some SERIOUS faith and optimism!
There is a theory that says, if the earth deviates it's orbit 2.6 miles closer to the sun, we will all burn up. If it deviates 2.6 miles farther from the sun, we will all freeze to death....in either case, nobody is going anywhere.
Regardless, I think this IS Heaven, so you better appreciate it while you are here. While married to my second wife, I thought this was Hell also.
"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"
There is a theory that says, if the earth deviates it's orbit 2.6 miles closer to the sun, we will all burn up. If it deviates 2.6 miles farther from the sun, we will all freeze to death....in either case, nobody is going anywhere.
Regardless, I think this IS Heaven, so you better appreciate it while you are here. While married to my second wife, I thought this was Hell also.
"If God did not intend for man to hunt animals, he would have made broccoli more fun to shoot"
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This thread has caused stinky to give the best advice he ever has given on this website.
One topic you never talk about with others is religion. I learned that in the marines. It gets you no where. Everybody has their beliefs and everybody believes theirs is the one that is right.
Honestly I dont think it matters what you believe in as long as the man up stairs is in there somewhere. Have a good heart and your a good person. When that day comes you will be good to go i believe.
Honestly I dont think it matters what you believe in as long as the man up stairs is in there somewhere. Have a good heart and your a good person. When that day comes you will be good to go i believe.
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Tageater said, "My 2cents- religion only corrupts spirituality by bringing money to the forfront in equation of worship."
That statement reflects exactly the way I see it too. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Manny is the only MMer going to Heaven as all other religious viewpoints especially Mormons and Muslims are wrong and he can prove it!
Stinky would probably go to Heaven if his little man syndrome wouldn't have made it so that even God couldn't stand him!
Piper, how's your period?
Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!
440Sixpack wants to measure your boners!
That statement reflects exactly the way I see it too. Couldn't have said it better myself.
Manny is the only MMer going to Heaven as all other religious viewpoints especially Mormons and Muslims are wrong and he can prove it!
Stinky would probably go to Heaven if his little man syndrome wouldn't have made it so that even God couldn't stand him!
Piper, how's your period?
Zigga, don't forget the knee pads!
440Sixpack wants to measure your boners!
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Lol Zeke's
I always say if you set your expectations low you wont be disappointed. So with that in mind the agnostics are the smart ones. The believers would be very disappointed if they get to the end of their life and find out they were wrong. The true atheists will be downright mad in the same situation. But the agnostics, those who believe in nothing are either gonna be ok with it or they're gonna find out they have another life and get to play again!
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I always say if you set your expectations low you wont be disappointed. So with that in mind the agnostics are the smart ones. The believers would be very disappointed if they get to the end of their life and find out they were wrong. The true atheists will be downright mad in the same situation. But the agnostics, those who believe in nothing are either gonna be ok with it or they're gonna find out they have another life and get to play again!
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My two new found heroes are forked horn and NV. I don't care who ya are those two A-holes are hilarious! But seriously eel, there's not that much brass on the dutton(another thread sorry guys lol)
I will have to state one religion I believe in whole heartedly and that is the one where every single friggin muslim needs to be shot! God bless our troops. thier doin gods work. HELL YEAH!
I will have to state one religion I believe in whole heartedly and that is the one where every single friggin muslim needs to be shot! God bless our troops. thier doin gods work. HELL YEAH!
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Tageater and Forkie I agree with you 100%. I'm always curious why anyone would care what religion another person is. I feel its a highly personal thing that you just don't ask. I also find the idea that every muslim should be shot as one of the most idiotic statements I have read on here.
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See lesgo!
If you hadn't of asked,They/We wouldn't have to Tell!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
If you hadn't of asked,They/We wouldn't have to Tell!
For "GOSH" Sakes,We got "TARDS" on this Site that can't handle a Damn,I Mean DANG thing,maybe MM should add a Church/Biblical Forum for the MM'ers that can't handle the Hunting Forums?
Pfffffffffff............!!!
I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
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stinkystomper, I can't say there is a lot of brass out on the Dutton, but two people I know have filed mining claims to recover it. haha
First off it's religion. Secondly it's the internet. I doubt anyone on this site will fall to their knees over anything I say. Well.....nobody except Rugburn!
Eel
First off it's religion. Secondly it's the internet. I doubt anyone on this site will fall to their knees over anything I say. Well.....nobody except Rugburn!
Eel
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Catholic-----Alter Boy back in my younger youth days.
Yup-----
I asked my Mom if I ever said anything about the priest's--alter boy's gig.....
All she said was.............stinky always wore a Sunday Best costume....and his Mrs.- www.heatherbrooks.com -always swallowed the holy wafer....and swigged the holy wine down....
No real answer I guees.....
Robb
Yup-----
I asked my Mom if I ever said anything about the priest's--alter boy's gig.....
All she said was.............stinky always wore a Sunday Best costume....and his Mrs.- www.heatherbrooks.com -always swallowed the holy wafer....and swigged the holy wine down....
No real answer I guees.....
Robb
NV, I think it's the other way around?? I would hate to not believe and die and find out it's all true!!! That would be disappointing for ETERNITY! (Wink) PTL.
Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
Government doesn't fix anything and has spent trillions proving it!!!
Let's face it...After Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says WTF!
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I'm a very religious man, but I have my own kind of religion.
I religiously drink a 12 pack of Budweiiser each and everyday!!!! pc
I religiously drink a 12 pack of Budweiiser each and everyday!!!! pc
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native american church.
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Organized religon is the most EVIL thing man has ever INVENTED.
All you have to do is read some history...
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All you have to do is read some history...
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