DeerMadness
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Ok , you guys go first. Have fun too.
Who has the dumbest wife?
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ramtagless
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My current wife is the best and I could do no better.
But, my ex-wife is without question the dumbest.
But, my ex-wife is without question the dumbest.
Wiszard
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Here are a couple of things that my wife has said that have made me question her IQ.
-Some friends of ours were going to Hawaii. She asked if they were flying or driving.
-I don't recall where we were but it was an extremely windy day. We were talking about just how windy it was when she looked around at our surroundings and said, "I don't understand where the wind is coming from. There are no trees around."
-Just the other day, we're on our way to my daughters high school softball game which was being played at the opponents field. She texted the assistant coach asking if we were "home" or "away". My daughter is lead off so she wanted to find out if we were up first or second. LOL! She'll never live that one down.
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-Some friends of ours were going to Hawaii. She asked if they were flying or driving.
-I don't recall where we were but it was an extremely windy day. We were talking about just how windy it was when she looked around at our surroundings and said, "I don't understand where the wind is coming from. There are no trees around."
-Just the other day, we're on our way to my daughters high school softball game which was being played at the opponents field. She texted the assistant coach asking if we were "home" or "away". My daughter is lead off so she wanted to find out if we were up first or second. LOL! She'll never live that one down.
M'Balz Es Hari
DeerMadness
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I really wasn't serious. My wife is amazing and at 5 years younger and she looks about 35 to 40 YO.
My Ex ranks up there rather high. We agreed to not get lawyers and agreed to nearly everything, I was giving her more of everything. Wasn't enough so she got a lawyer at last minute to try and screw me. I figured she might do that so I was already searching for one. She ended up getting nothing she wanted and got a way worse of a deal than what we originally agreed to... I felt since I was paying for a lawyer I might as well go for the home run, and I got it 
LOL
Mntman
"Hunting is where you prove yourself"
Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer?
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Mntman
"Hunting is where you prove yourself"
Let me guess, you drive a 1 ton with oak trees for smoke stacks, 12" lift kit and 40" tires to pull a single place lawn mower trailer?
DeerMadness
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That's funny chit wiz!
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My ex- she had some "cognitive " function problems. After divorce she was worried and I said try some B-6 and it may improve. The next time I saw her I asked if it helped. She replied "I don't know yet but it is expensive so I am cutting B-12s in half and it saves a lot of money".
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nezzy
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So, my soon to be ex wife is rubbing my back. She then asks me, so serisouly who did my parents name me after. Well my name is John. My father name is John, and grandfather. Well you get it right. WOW, I new right then I totally screwed..
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"Not me. The most questionable thing she ever did was marry me! "
ding ding ding...... We have a winner...... Terry
ding ding ding...... We have a winner...... Terry
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Question: Who has the dumbest wife?
Answer: Bill Clinton. However there are multiple ties for 2nd place.
Answer: Bill Clinton. However there are multiple ties for 2nd place.
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ZIGGER
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I do.....
When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small
When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small
ramtagless
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Once upon a time...I was relaxing watching sports center and my ex was hanging around annoying me.
The topic on the TV switched to boxing and it showed the new lightweight champ holding his belt over his head. The sportscaster said - so and so wins the 130 pound belt, blah blah blah.
My ex looks at me and says - I am amazed that little guy can hold that 130 pound belt over his head and waive it around like that...
The topic on the TV switched to boxing and it showed the new lightweight champ holding his belt over his head. The sportscaster said - so and so wins the 130 pound belt, blah blah blah.
My ex looks at me and says - I am amazed that little guy can hold that 130 pound belt over his head and waive it around like that...
PleaseDear
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With her two Master's Degree's....mine is far from dumb......
Robb
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"With her two Master's Degree's....mine is far from dumb."
Master Cook and Master Baiter?....... Terry
Master Cook and Master Baiter?....... Terry
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My wife is great and is quite smart, but she has had a moment or two of cerebral absenteeism. While driving around one day, we saw a personalized licensed lice plate on a sports car that said "DRVFREE". Because she works in the medical field, any time she sees DR together, she immediately thinks "doctor". So she says, "Dr. Veefree. Interesting last time. I wonder where he is from." I'm just glad she can laugh at herself when those moments come and go.
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My wife is not dumb at all! She's got my nutz on her lawyers wall that has a note
pinned to them that says! Do not return to sender!
Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
pinned to them that says! Do not return to sender!
Don't drink and call your Girlfriend at night!!!!!!
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Eel,
Enjoy your last few hours on this earth. When Lil Red knocks on your door, you know it's not to chit chat.
Enjoy your last few hours on this earth. When Lil Red knocks on your door, you know it's not to chit chat.
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My wife is very smart, until she tries to explain anything hunting related. After watching a commercial for brother bear she looks me strait in the eye and says, " See they do have feelings and families..." I just sat for a minute trying to let her come to the realization she was watching a cartoon! The realization never came! I finally couldn't take it any more (and started to wonder if she would ever catch on) and asked what color the sky was in her Disney world.
I was watching some mild porn on TV and when my wife walked into the room, I quickly switched to the Learning Channel and a show about changing your own oil.
Apparently, she had caught a glimpse.
She say's....."Turn it back to the porn, you already know how to work on cars"
"Being an idiot is NOT an art form. Give it up!"
Apparently, she had caught a glimpse.
She say's....."Turn it back to the porn, you already know how to work on cars"
"Being an idiot is NOT an art form. Give it up!"
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>I was watching some mild porn
>on TV and when my
>wife walked into the room,
>I quickly switched to the
>Learning Channel and a show
>about changing your own oil.
>
>
>Apparently, she had caught a glimpse.
>
>
> She say's....."Turn it back to
>the porn, you already know
>how to work on cars"
>
>
>"Being an idiot is NOT an
>art form. Give it up!"
>
Uh oh.
>on TV and when my
>wife walked into the room,
>I quickly switched to the
>Learning Channel and a show
>about changing your own oil.
>
>
>Apparently, she had caught a glimpse.
>
>
> She say's....."Turn it back to
>the porn, you already know
>how to work on cars"
>
>
>"Being an idiot is NOT an
>art form. Give it up!"
>
Uh oh.
Zim
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I don't know about dumbest, but I unquestionably had the laziest on the planet. She did not make one deposit into our joint checking account in 20 years. Thank god that sorry *** is out of my life forever.
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ZIM,
You make my life much more enjoyable reading your post on how great your exwife was! LMAO
Let it go....let it go....
My wife has issues....forsure....but everyday is an adventure when being married anyway!
Stupid is....what stupid does...it is our FAULT NO MATTER WHAT!
RIGHT?? Atleast it is my fault all the time...so she says...hahaha
Lionking
You make my life much more enjoyable reading your post on how great your exwife was! LMAO
Let it go....let it go....
My wife has issues....forsure....but everyday is an adventure when being married anyway!
Stupid is....what stupid does...it is our FAULT NO MATTER WHAT!
RIGHT?? Atleast it is my fault all the time...so she says...hahaha
Lionking
