Not this lady!
NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and familyWhen she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearanceon the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'?Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first questionand proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst useof lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's hostMeredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.?The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'?A) A PeanutB) An ElephantC) The MoonD) ?A CarImmediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did notreadily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans,as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief.'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before,but I have no idea how large they would be.'?Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which wasbigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incrediblyeasy question, Evans still remained unsure.?'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans...'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friendBetsy, who is an office assistant.?'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans,wasting the first seven seconds of her call.'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest?B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon.Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'?To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend'sadvice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright.So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.?Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor ofanswer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines,Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.? 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said thetoo-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go withyour gut. So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'?Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath -and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.
I got this in an email with a few other stories of stupid people.
NO GUTS, NO STORY!!
NEW YORK - resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and familyWhen she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearanceon the popular TV show, 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.'?Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first questionand proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing 'the absolute worst useof lifelines ever.' After being introduced to the show's hostMeredith Vieira, Evans was posed with a typically easy initial $100 question.?The question was: 'Which of the following is the largest?'?A) A PeanutB) An ElephantC) The MoonD) ?A CarImmediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she did notreadily know the answer. 'Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie,' said Evans,as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief.'I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before,but I have no idea how large they would be.'?Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which wasbigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incrediblyeasy question, Evans still remained unsure.?'Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!' exclaimed Evans...'Darn. I think I better phone a friend.'Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friendBetsy, who is an office assistant.?'Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!' said Evans,wasting the first seven seconds of her call.'Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest?B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun.'Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon.Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.'Betsy, are you sure?' said Evans. 'How sure are you? Duh, that can't be it.'?To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend'sadvice. 'I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright.So I think I'd like to ask the audience,' said Evans.?Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor ofanswer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines,Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.? 'Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking,' said thetoo-stupid-to-live Evans. 'But you know, sometimes you just got to go withyour gut. So, let's see... I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer.'?Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath -and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.
I got this in an email with a few other stories of stupid people.
NO GUTS, NO STORY!!
