Nobody on the planet knows less about soccer than me.
I thought I knew that the ball was black and white, but now I see I was even wrong about that.
I think that there are eleven players on a team.....it was a crossword puzzle question that fit.
If the object is to put the ball in the net, why do they spend so much time in the middle of the field just kicking it around there?
Seems dumb to me......even if it is the most popular team sport in the world! I don't get it.