World ends tomorrow???

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nickman

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I just found out, for sure, that the "end of days" begins tomorrow and the entire world will be destroyed in October.

I am going to shoot a few elk this evening. Anybody else doing anything special?

Can't believe I paid my taxes this year, God I'm dumb!.........at least I didn't get my nads cut though!

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
Hey nickman!

Don't worry!

~Z~ showed his smarts a few days ago!

I'm a thinking He wants to be in the Guinness Book of Records!

"The Last Tard to be Cut before the World Ended"!:D

Sorry ~Z~!

Couldn't resist!:D



For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
LAST EDITED ON May-20-11 AT 05:29PM (MST)[p]I've had a pain in my lower abdomen all day. Are you sure they didn't have a typo when they deciphered Rapture?..... Terry
 
Can you imagine having waited so long to draw a coveted Henrys deer tag and the world ends tomorrow evening. Some pissed off hunters going to paradise for sure. LOL.


Eldorado
 
I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express so everything will be okay AND I had a mentoes...

"Courage is being scared to death but saddling
up anyway."
 
nickman, good luck on the elk hunt!

I bought a 72" plasma TV a year ago. First payment is due June 1st. YAHOO!!!!

never_catch, according to the Bible, any man who fathers a child after the rapture, he and his child will be spared.

Eel
 
WOOO HOOO, do you know where Jessica Simpson lives?



>I just found out, for sure,
>that the "end of days"
>begins tomorrow and the entire
>..........
>Anybody else doing anything special?
>
>......
>


Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
Bopper, I'm tryin to set the record for the longest V...from start to finish it's going to be 8 days!! Think that's a record for a 20 minute procedure??

Eel, I've never read that book so I'm going to have to take your word for it!!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~
 
Nickman has EDD and they stopped making
Viagra...that sucks...



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rackmaster
 
8 minutes into the last day... I better get laid one more time... but my wife is 11 months pregnent... where's the sheep...
 
Leave those damn sheep alone dude!! You're ole lady will work just fine, just be careful not to poke the lil one in the head!! :)

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb37/Feleno/zFix.jpg[/IMG] ~Z~
 
Damn it's early, but gotta get an early start on the lake before the end of days.
Thanks for the laughs boys! (And the half-nekid chicks)
 
About a week ago, I had some extra cash from Christmas, so I decided to head to my local head shop and buy a new bong. When I got there, I knew right away which one I wanted. Beautiful frosted glass, but not too over the top or expensive. It was awesome, and the first bowl I smoked out of it rocked.

Now, however, it's mysteriously broken. I know for a fact that I didn't do anything to break it (I broke my last bong within a week of buying it too, so I was DAMN careful with this one.) Whenever it wasn't in my hand, it was laying on a blanket or towel. There's a large crack on the bottom of it, that goes slightly up the side. The bong is still usable, as the crack is really thin, it just leaks a whole lot of water. Right now, I just have some packing tap over the crack.

"the end is near"..!

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rackmaster
 
Hey SMACKDADDY!

GEEZUS!

Quit over heating/using the BONGS!

The Expansion & Contraction of using the Bong every 15 minutes throughout the day must be Cracking them!

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
I see you had success. :)

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>8 minutes into the last day...
>I better get laid one
>more time... but my
>wife is 11 months pregnent...
>where's the sheep...


Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
I guess it actually is not until this afternoon......wish they had been more specific...didn't nobody use a clock in the days of Genesis?

Rackmaster....WTF?....You burned out retard; your bong ain't the only thing with a crack in it!


"whackin' a surly POTHEAD ain't much of a crime"
 
Nickman said:"I guess it actually is not until this afternoon......wish they had been more specific...didn't nobody use a clock in the days of Genesis?"

Uh oh! Is it too late for dryboot to unscrew that sheep!

Manny is over on the political forum where religious rapture talk belongs! LOL

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!
 
Here's a picture of Rack's new "Bong"...Hope he washed it first..

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>Ok, so now that the world
>didn't end I have a
>very serious question...
> Do I tell my
>wife about the sheep?

yes, if you want your world to come to an end!:)

Eel
 
Can you believe that people actually quit their jobs?! Those dip chits shouldn't get them back just for the stupidity of the whole thing!


It's always an adventure!!!
 
Dang!.....I was hopin'!

My "self righteous" neighbor would have been gone and left everything to whoever got there first; including his nasty little wife. I KNOW she ain't gettin on the "rapture" bus!

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
These types always seem to fare well in the end and will be there again in numbers to support the next end of days prediction. You can bet on that.


Eldorado
 
Crap, the day is almost over and I never did find Jessica Simpson's house.


Compromise, hell! ... If freedom is right and tyranny is wrong, why should those who believe in freedom treat it as if it were a roll of bologna to be bartered a slice at a time?
 
Hey Nick?

You're going to HELL for spendin time at the Neighbors!:D

You got any Pics of the Neighbor?

At least lesgo shares his Pics!:D

For GAWDS Sakes Guys,We Got Kids on this Site,Some of them are 65 years Old!:D

I don't care if they're big or small!
If they throw lead I like em all!
:p
 
Epic Fail!

Boot did you tell your wife? If so send pics of the damage, unless it's Loraina Bobbett type of damage in that case I don't wanna see it.

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!
 
Got to thinkin' last night.

What if there had been a moderate, 6.0 earthquake, in LA yesterday? That would have created quite a stir, I'm bettin'.........LOL!

"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much of a crime"
 
>Got to thinkin' last night.
>
> What if there had been
>a moderate, 6.0 earthquake, in
>LA yesterday? That would have
>created quite a stir, I'm
>bettin'.........LOL!
>
>"whackin' a surly bartender ain't much
>of a crime"

I was thinking the same thing...lol

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I showed her the post and she just shook her head. A few hours later she gave birth to our second child. I guess you could say we had the first baby after the world ended. I guess he didn't get the memo
 
That's awesome Boot!

Congrats to you and your wife I hope both are happy and healthy.

Bill

Look out Forkie, FTW is watching us!
 
The Doomsday group that predicted the end of days are disappointed that the world did not come to an end after all. Either they are the most callous SOB's or the most brain washed dopes there could be.

Eldorado
 
Now they are saying October... Sooner or later they will get it right I guess..


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Nice. Now there predicting the end of days on my sisters b-day. Why couldn't they have predicted it on tax day???

Eldorado
 
October huh? I hope it's late October as I am planning on buying a new rifle scope for my birthday in October. I'd like to get to shoot it, ya know?
 

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