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bigbullhunter
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1. You have more parts than bows laying around the workshop;
2. You have 47 dozen aluminum arrows in various sizes ... none of which are straight;
3. Your archery tacklebox is bigger than your car trunk;
4. Your family is used to the smell of doe pee and cow in heat lure;
5. You have more sets of camo than you do business suits;
6. You bathe more in hunting camp than you do at home;
7. The neighbors no longer call the cops to report a scream when you're practicing with your bugle before elk season;
8. You've got more McKenzie body parts laying around your yard than most pro shops have in stock;
9. Your bowhunting setup cost more than your first honeymoon;
10. Your kids and dog forget who you are during the hunting seasons;
11. You only spend 8 hours a day at work so you can spend 16 hours a day sitting in a stand on the weekend;
12. Your grandmother/grandfather/uncle/aunt/cousin/etc have each been buried more than once and you attended each funeral ... or at least the boss thinks so;
13. You've ever mixed up your pee bottle and your thermos in the dark (My Joe this coffee sure has a whang to it!);
14.You're license plate is "BUKFVR", or "BUGLER".
15: If your neighbor's wife asks you to move your Mckenzies because her kids think they are real deer and they want you to stop killin em.
16: You go thru the drive-thru at a fast food joint and you're 3 year old child yells out at the intercom that he wants a super-sized order of backstraps
17. You can field dress a deer faster than you can change a baby
18. You have your kids put a 3-d target in the back of your 78 ford, and drive really slow. This allows you to practice on moving shots
19. You've ever left more than $30.00 worth of arrows stuck in the top of a tree because you missed that stupid squirrel more than once.
20. You have a ballpoint pen with fletches on it;
Your wife notices your eyes glaze over when you see deer in the middle of summer.
If you have ever wandered if your mother-in-law will respond to a grunt call.
your 6 year old can score bucks to within a inch but can't do multiplication
You're scared sh**less of heights, yet you eagerly entertain the thought of sitting way up in some tree on the off-chance of an "off-chance" shot;
Keep them coming guys
BBH
2. You have 47 dozen aluminum arrows in various sizes ... none of which are straight;
3. Your archery tacklebox is bigger than your car trunk;
4. Your family is used to the smell of doe pee and cow in heat lure;
5. You have more sets of camo than you do business suits;
6. You bathe more in hunting camp than you do at home;
7. The neighbors no longer call the cops to report a scream when you're practicing with your bugle before elk season;
8. You've got more McKenzie body parts laying around your yard than most pro shops have in stock;
9. Your bowhunting setup cost more than your first honeymoon;
10. Your kids and dog forget who you are during the hunting seasons;
11. You only spend 8 hours a day at work so you can spend 16 hours a day sitting in a stand on the weekend;
12. Your grandmother/grandfather/uncle/aunt/cousin/etc have each been buried more than once and you attended each funeral ... or at least the boss thinks so;
13. You've ever mixed up your pee bottle and your thermos in the dark (My Joe this coffee sure has a whang to it!);
14.You're license plate is "BUKFVR", or "BUGLER".
15: If your neighbor's wife asks you to move your Mckenzies because her kids think they are real deer and they want you to stop killin em.
16: You go thru the drive-thru at a fast food joint and you're 3 year old child yells out at the intercom that he wants a super-sized order of backstraps
17. You can field dress a deer faster than you can change a baby
18. You have your kids put a 3-d target in the back of your 78 ford, and drive really slow. This allows you to practice on moving shots
19. You've ever left more than $30.00 worth of arrows stuck in the top of a tree because you missed that stupid squirrel more than once.
20. You have a ballpoint pen with fletches on it;
Your wife notices your eyes glaze over when you see deer in the middle of summer.
If you have ever wandered if your mother-in-law will respond to a grunt call.
your 6 year old can score bucks to within a inch but can't do multiplication
You're scared sh**less of heights, yet you eagerly entertain the thought of sitting way up in some tree on the off-chance of an "off-chance" shot;
Keep them coming guys
BBH