More on Tiger (or moron Tiger)

The last one is my favorite!

Apparently the police asked Tiger?s wife how many times she hit him. She said ?I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5.?

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

What was Elin doing out at 2:30 in the morning? Clubbing

Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway. Rock me.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems. Apparently, Tiger?s spraying his balls everywhere.

It turns out that fixing Tiger?s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz.



Why was Tiger?s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER?S WIFE MAKES THE CUT

Given Tiger?s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?

Tiger Wood?s shirt is all red- problem is, there's no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They?ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

You been drinking eel?

How 'bout sharing!

Robb

LMAO EEL!! Good ones!!

OMG. ROFLMAO. I am sure you are going to hell for half of those.

good ones Eel!

VERY GOOD EEL

The Rev. Al Sharpton held a press conference today to blast Tiger Woods for the lack of diversity among his mistresses. Sharpton claims that the lack of African-American women among Woods? harem will have a negative affect on the black community, specifically young black girls.

?Why is it that a man who calls himself black can't bring himself to cheat on his wife with a black woman?? said Sharpton, speaking to a group of supporters in Harlem . ?What does it say to young black girls everywhere when you pass them over? Shame on you, Tiger Woods. What would your daddy say??

Sharpton, who has long championed taking black women as mistresses, said that today?s black athletes need to stop neglecting black women when it comes to extramarital affairs, and should follow the examples of positive black role models such as Jesse Jackson and Martin Luther King, Jr., both of whom cheated on their wives with black women. Sharpton also stressed that cheating with African-American women would help the black community financially by giving black girls the chance to sell their stories to tabloids and gossip magazines.

Added Sharpton, ?I'm not asking you to not cheat on your wife, I'm just asking you to give back to your own community.?


TONY MANDILE

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LAST EDITED ON Dec-11-09 AT 10:43AM (MST)[p]the thing that irks me is all these other golfers and people talk about him like he's now some low life.

We have all done things we are not proud of, just because you haven't been caught doesnt mean you are any better.
Personally I care less about a strangers private affairs

dutch
http://coloradohuntandfish.blogspot.com

I thought Sharptons comments were a joke? He cant be serious! LOL