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>An airplane is about to crash; there are 5 passengers on board, but there
>are only
>4 parachutes.
>
>The first passenger says, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
>player.
>I can't afford to die." So he takes the first pack and jumps out of the
>plane.
>
>The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says, "I am the wife of the former
>president of the United States, and a senator from New York and a
>potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in the history of
>the United States, so America's people don't want me to die." She takes
>the second pack and jumps out of the plane.
>
>The third passenger, John Kerry says, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war
>hero from the Army of the United States of America. I am also my party's
>nominee for president." So he grabs the pack next to him and jumps.
>
>The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, looks at the fifth
>passenger, a 10-year old schoolgirl, and says, "I have lived a full life,
>and served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let you have
>the last parachute."
>
>The girl says, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for
>you.
>America's smartest woman took my schoolbag!
>are only
>4 parachutes.
>
>The first passenger says, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball
>player.
>I can't afford to die." So he takes the first pack and jumps out of the
>plane.
>
>The second passenger, Hillary Clinton says, "I am the wife of the former
>president of the United States, and a senator from New York and a
>potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in the history of
>the United States, so America's people don't want me to die." She takes
>the second pack and jumps out of the plane.
>
>The third passenger, John Kerry says, "I'm a Senator, and a decorated war
>hero from the Army of the United States of America. I am also my party's
>nominee for president." So he grabs the pack next to him and jumps.
>
>The fourth passenger, President George W. Bush, looks at the fifth
>passenger, a 10-year old schoolgirl, and says, "I have lived a full life,
>and served my country well. I will sacrifice my life and let you have
>the last parachute."
>
>The girl says, "That's okay, Mr. President. There's a parachute left for
>you.
>America's smartest woman took my schoolbag!
