There would be some possible advantages to having a girl like that.
There would be something to do while you open the frig and stand there looking for something to eat.
You could save money on airline tickets. Just fold her up and shove her in a suitcase and check her with the luggage. The overweight charge would be cheap compared to what d13er is paying to get to Kona.
Your could roll her down a hill for entertainment. Might even bounce.
If a guy had two peckers the possibilities would be endless...
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