First of all, nobody WANTS to go to Texas!
but,............there was this bar in Odessa, where a gal named Alice....LOL. Couldn't stop myself.
Depending on where you live, you may be better off in California. It's big business here, lot's of animals, no season, lot's of guides with good rates.
Otherwise, if you have sinned and need to abuse yourself to atone, there are some MM guys who live there who can help.
Try hitting the internet on "wild boar hunting in Texas"