A Male Beauty Product That Works!

[kilowatt]

ATTENTION ALL MEN:

Do women call you Fatty?

Do women call you Baldy?

Do women call you Ugly?

Do women call you Shortie?

Do women call you Stupid?

Do women call you Loser?

Are you over 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70?

Worst of all, have the women completely lost interest in you?

Do not despair.

Now there is a new "Male Beauty Product" on the market that will change all of that!

 

[theridge]

WOW, bitchin' man! Now for the lipo suction,steroids, and penis enlargement. It's beautiful to turn 50 years old.

 

[manny15]

gee's...sweet car.......

 

[bittersweetmuleymeat]

Sadly enough, thats soooooo true!

 

[Chef]

"There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible."
PJ O'Rourke


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Chef
"I Love Animals...They're Delicious!"

 

[kingfish]

I'll just have to stay all of the above.... I can't afford to be that beautiful!!!!!