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muleloper
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Mind you my grandmother sent me this joke.
>>>A thirty-something woman meets a rather handsome and charming man by the
>>>name of Dennis in the bar of a highly-regarded restaurant. They talk,
>>>they connect, and they end upleaving together.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she notices
>>>that his bedroom is
>>>
>>>completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
>>>
>>>Three wall-length shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of
>>>
>>>the little buggers... carefully placed in rows covering the entire
>>>
>>>wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
>>>
>>>arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
>>>
>>>had put into organizing this very un-macho display.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized
>>>
>>>bears covering the entire length of the
>>>middle shelf; and huge,
>>>
>>>enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. Quite the
>>>
>>>display!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to
>>>
>>>have such a large a collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention
>>>
>>>it out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive side.
>>>
>>>All the while thinking to herself, "Oh goodness! Maybe this guy could
>>>
>>>be the one - maybe he could father my children!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>She turns to him. They kiss slowly... and then they rip each
>>>
>>>other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
>>>
>>>wonderful, sensitive guy - lying there together in the afterglow,
>>>
>>>the woman rolls over towards him smiling sweetly. She strokes his chest
>>>
>>>and asks coyly, "So? How was it?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
>>>
>>>A thirty-something woman meets a rather handsome and charming man by the
>>>name of Dennis in the bar of a highly-regarded restaurant. They talk,
>>>they connect, and they end upleaving together.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>They go back to his apartment, and as he shows her around she notices
>>>that his bedroom is
>>>
>>>completely packed with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.
>>>
>>>Three wall-length shelves loaded with hundreds and hundreds of
>>>
>>>the little buggers... carefully placed in rows covering the entire
>>>
>>>wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly
>>>
>>>arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he
>>>
>>>had put into organizing this very un-macho display.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>There were small bears all along the bottom shelf; medium-sized
>>>
>>>bears covering the entire length of the
>>>middle shelf; and huge,
>>>
>>>enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. Quite the
>>>
>>>display!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>She found it strange for a man (who was clearly straight) to
>>>
>>>have such a large a collection of teddy bears, but doesn't mention
>>>
>>>it out loud, being really quite impressed by his obvious sensitive side.
>>>
>>>All the while thinking to herself, "Oh goodness! Maybe this guy could
>>>
>>>be the one - maybe he could father my children!"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>She turns to him. They kiss slowly... and then they rip each
>>>
>>>other's clothes off and make hot, steamy love.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this
>>>
>>>wonderful, sensitive guy - lying there together in the afterglow,
>>>
>>>the woman rolls over towards him smiling sweetly. She strokes his chest
>>>
>>>and asks coyly, "So? How was it?"
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>The guy says: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
>>>
