Advice for new MM'ers

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AZWALKER

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I've noticed a trend over the last few weeks. It seems every second or third thread there is someone getting butt hurt over little jokes, comments or ribbings someone is giving somone else. Its almost always a third party sticking their nose in to make a comment. AND... they nearly all have like 26 or 33 total posts.

Listen guys, we are hunters. We are a tough breed. We get a kick out of ribbing each other. Stop taking life so serious. I swear, I'll be reading through a thread, somone will make a joke, I'll laugh then the very next post some newbie is all butthurt making rude remarks to the guy making a joke. Shut up already, we're here for enjoyment.

Word of advice guys, if you see someone with 3000 posts making a smart azz comment, he probably knows the guy and is having fun with him. Think before you post!

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
AZW, not butt hurt but maybe you should also think before you post. Many people have been on this site for years and only have 25-100 posts. Just because they don't always post, doesn't mean they are new. Maybe just don't don't write all the time because of the bullsh*t that gets posted?
Again, not butt hurt, just saying:)
 
I am offended by this Post!!!! FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUNDEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!! Please delete this immediately!!! LOL JK, your right AZdogWalker!!! :)
 
I'm sure you're correct and I don't mean to generalize but if a guy has been here for years and to quote you "Maybe just don't don't write all the time because of the bullsh*t that gets posted?" then I'm sure they aren't the ones with an over-inflated sense of justice making rude comments. The purpose of this thread is to point out that there doesn't always need to be a rude comment made. If you watch, you'll notice that most guys that have been here for years, whether they've made 3500 or 20 posts, don't just jump the gun and post negative remarks unless its either a heated topic or someone is being a jack.

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
NOBODY DEFEND ME!!! cjboz WAS MAKING A JOKE. FACT IS I DO HAVE A DOG AND WHILE HIS COMMENT WAS OFFENSIVE TO ME, I DO WALK SAID DOG!!!!

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
It took me a while to get used to the fact that someone was going to insult you and there wasn't a lot you could do about it. Old guys like me have a harder time than younger guys because it wasn't that confrontational or if it was it got physical. All but a few guys on here I could share a campfire with a few I could share a fistfight with win or lose.
 
LOL Good one AzW!!!! This post could get fun real quick!!! I would rather walk my dog than lope my mule anyday!!! :) Keep up the good work, your always welcome here!!!
 
I like the way you think... I grew up where if someone liked you, they gave you a hard time. if they didn't like you they didn't say a thing to you. or as a friend of mine from ID. once told me "if they like you they take you fishing, if they dont they take you hunting" :)))
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-10 AT 10:16AM (MST)[p]i agree with takeurspot. or as his profile sais phil mccrackin.
sincerely, richard fitzwell
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-10 AT 12:11PM (MST)[p]Fitzwell... thats funny.

Did you here about the two gay Irishman???

Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
AZWALKER AZCANE AZWHEELCHAIR AZOLDFART,

It's all just letters on a computer screen. Without hearing the words come out of that person's mouth people will continue to misinterpret and get buthurt.

He keeps putting the wrong emPHASIS on the wrong SYLLable!!!!!......??????
 
LMAO... I'm about midway to stupid then.


"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-10 AT 12:47PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-10 AT 12:45?PM (MST)

After doing a long term study on this website, I think I figuerd it out.

There is a direct correlation between an MM'ers reponse to a joke and whether or not they got any the night before.

So, heres my solution. At the bottom of every post simply type "yes" or type "no". That way we'll know how you're feeling and either laugh along with you at the joke or understand that you are reacting from a lack of a very important need in a persons life.

That being said... I hate you all

"NO"

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
"Since I have more than 33 post does that get me out of the FNG catagory?
jarhead"

Nope, Jarheads require 10,000 posts..... Terry
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-10 AT 01:40PM (MST)[p]LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-10 AT 01:38?PM (MST)

A big "No" here today!!

Heres a question not for me, but the lucky guys on here, What do you put down for a morning BJ? What about if you get out of the shower and she even looks in that general direction? What if she accidentally rubs it or even purposefully touches it for longer than 2 seconds??? I need answers?!!!! LOL
 
Does a picture for your signature get you anywhere? Instead of a stupid saying like GO KOBE GO or ~Z~? Those are both pretty gay....

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Pick on ~Z~ day is way better than pick on ~AZ~ day.

I'm not at all pleased with the direction this thread has taken. This is supposed to be educational for FNG's. Not fun for all you MM all day losers. Don't you guys have something to hunt? Got find a reason to put "YES" at the bottom of your posts and quit hijerking my thread!

"HIJERKING" sounds like something ~Z~ does on the roof of his house...LMAO

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
This one time on MM some A-hole posted my club house pictures.

I felt so butt hurt I wanted to leave. I toughed it out though,,, LMAO!!!!!!!

Slam go easy on Kobe, I mean ~Z~. He went wrong somewhere in life causing him to cheer for kooo beeeee.

When you get on MM leave your feelings at the door.
 
I think he does it on my roof too. Sounded like a sick bird caught in the chimney.


"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
Well because I was taught to scout deer from an elevated position I try to scout the neighborhood girls from the rooftop...the rest, well it gets boring up there :)

~Z~
 
LMAO... funny ~Z~ funny!

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-14-10 AT 06:45PM (MST)[p]WAIT....TIMEOUT.... THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I"M TALKING ABOUT!!!!

I CAUGHT YOU Z!!!

YOU CANNOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM, BE WILLING TO LAUGH AT YOURSELF!!!

NOT VERY MM OF YOU ~Z~

I'm ashamed.

***EDIT***

"NO" but maybe tonight :)

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
Isn't Kobe a type of Japanese beef? If you like Japanese beef I know.... oh nevermind, way too easy.

LMAO

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
>
>Last night, no. This morning, a
>big YES!

Lmao! Good for you, and you couldn't wait to get on here and tell your friends on mm huh..


YES!! I'm on a roll!



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Well NVB!

Must of been a Good Dinner you fixed the night before?:D

God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
And a good BBQ!
I am Medicine And I am Poison!
 
My fiance is great... she does my laundry, takes good care of the kids, loves that I hunt, eats what I kill... and doesn't mind that I bugle at the end!!!!


"YES"



"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
AZWALKER...yer F.O.S. man!! In all the hours I've sat on your roof, I honestly haven't heard the lady quit whining!! Never heard her do any laundry, never smelled any good cooking, just nag nag nag nag nag about any and everything she can including the time you spend hunting...

You must be an excellent listener or deaf :)

~Z~
 
Are there any Hounds in the house?:D


God is Great!
Life is Good!
And People are Crazy!
I love not acting my age,
Damn I love my NASCAR race,
And Hell yes I love my Truck!
And a good BBQ!
I am Medicine And I am Poison!
 
LMAO... I think its a case of selective hearing. I have a smile on my face everyday the short bus with the elevator picks me up for work. BTW... my finger paintings are getting really good.



"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
Oh and ~Z~, I don't mind you up there cuz my nieghbors wife IS hot... but if you don't quit crapping on my roof, I'm gonna shoot you with my pellet gun. Took me a year to get rid of those pigeons and your man turds are much harder to clean up.


"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
Oh that sucks... try bugling at her!

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
>I shook it at here and
>did the helicopter but that
>didn't work:(

Try the fruit basket approach!

Traditional only >>>------->
 
LAST EDITED ON Dec-15-10 AT 11:50AM (MST)[p]LMAO fruit basket.

Banana hammock.

Marble smuggler.

I'm telling you... bugling works. If not try a grunt/weez. I'll record ~Z~ on my roof tonight... perfect grunt/weez.

Oops almost forgot. Try this, cut a hole in a brown bag and put the goods in there. Sit on the couch with the bag in your lap and tell her someone gave you the best popcorn ever and offer her some, let her reach in to get it!



"YES" with a fist pump!!!

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
I can't piss all over myself, I have to take a Viagra just so I don't piss on my shoes.

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Marine and his rifle." General John J. "Black Jack" Pershing, US Army
"Most men go through life wondering if they made a difference, Marines don't have that problem." President Ronald Regan
 
I can see ~Z~ sitting on your roof dressed up like a pigeon trying to blend in. Coo coo! Lmao!

Maybe you could save on the pills and build yourself a wallow.

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