hossblur
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Just a heads up to anyone not aware, the line of Toyota’s rolling into town isn’t a Japanese invasion, it TAC time.
Gonna be lots of muscle shirts, flat brims, and black canisters in town. Starbucks will be around the block, Whole Foods over capacity, and Sushi joints with 3hour waits.
If you haven’t bought Hoyt, Crispi, First Lite, or Kifaru stock , now is the time, it’s Black Friday for them.
Be careful in town or on the mtn, there are bound to be hundreds of miles of microphone and headset cords from the 500 or so podcasts, interviewing each other.
The line of shirtless dudes running up the canyon IS NOT a jail break, it’s one of the annual alpha male runs.
No, your gym wasn’t taken over by perfectly oiled and trimmed bearded invaders, these are the bad ass backcountry warriors.
If someone asks you “how many vertical miles to the shoot, you can answer in regular miles, not everyone speaks “Bruh” and understands the vertical part.
Just a friendly warning so as to not cause panic, “Bruh” and “Epic”, and “Sweet” aren’t code for attack, they are simply nouns, verbs, adjectives for this particular group.
Rednecks. You are safe. There will not be one Coors or Budweiser at the TAC, your supply is safe.
Danners, Irish Setters, and Ariats are shunned so the boot supply is safe.
Carhardt doesn’t have fancy names for shirts and pants, nor do they offer matching camo boxers, so again, you are safe.
And more important, the young ladies of Utah are the safest this week. It’s “Bruh” time. The smooth chests, rock hard abs, and salon hair and beards, aren’t for you, they are for the Bro’s.
It’s time for Firebulls, Dudes who cried shooting an elk, and expertise by guys who once podcasted with someone who knows something.
ITS TAC WEEK BRO!!!!
Calm down Flat Brimmers, this old timer is just funnin ya. Welcome to Utah, have a good week!!
Gonna be lots of muscle shirts, flat brims, and black canisters in town. Starbucks will be around the block, Whole Foods over capacity, and Sushi joints with 3hour waits.
If you haven’t bought Hoyt, Crispi, First Lite, or Kifaru stock , now is the time, it’s Black Friday for them.
Be careful in town or on the mtn, there are bound to be hundreds of miles of microphone and headset cords from the 500 or so podcasts, interviewing each other.
The line of shirtless dudes running up the canyon IS NOT a jail break, it’s one of the annual alpha male runs.
No, your gym wasn’t taken over by perfectly oiled and trimmed bearded invaders, these are the bad ass backcountry warriors.
If someone asks you “how many vertical miles to the shoot, you can answer in regular miles, not everyone speaks “Bruh” and understands the vertical part.
Just a friendly warning so as to not cause panic, “Bruh” and “Epic”, and “Sweet” aren’t code for attack, they are simply nouns, verbs, adjectives for this particular group.
Rednecks. You are safe. There will not be one Coors or Budweiser at the TAC, your supply is safe.
Danners, Irish Setters, and Ariats are shunned so the boot supply is safe.
Carhardt doesn’t have fancy names for shirts and pants, nor do they offer matching camo boxers, so again, you are safe.
And more important, the young ladies of Utah are the safest this week. It’s “Bruh” time. The smooth chests, rock hard abs, and salon hair and beards, aren’t for you, they are for the Bro’s.
It’s time for Firebulls, Dudes who cried shooting an elk, and expertise by guys who once podcasted with someone who knows something.
ITS TAC WEEK BRO!!!!
Calm down Flat Brimmers, this old timer is just funnin ya. Welcome to Utah, have a good week!!
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