Annual Xmas Gift List

Feleno · Dec 15, 2011

Christmas is fast approaching and I know there are a lot of last minute shoppers here. I can't help you with what to buy but here are a few I would not recommend. Hope this helps

Tonka?s Sage-Eater ATV
Mattel?s Easy Bake Coke Oven
Amazon?s Re-Kindle - A Personal Digital Black Book
Herpie the ?Love Bug?
TSA?s Full Body Scanner - Home Version
Rated X-Box
Eye Phone
Hasbro Transgender Robots
LEGO?s Mossback Road Block Set

Dolls are again very popular but here are some I'd shy away from:

The Grinch That Steals Trailcams
NBA?s Who?s My Daddy Figure
Lexapro Lucy
Exploding Akmed
Postal Pete Action Figure
Hannah Does Montana
Clamidia Jane
Pull My Finger Grandpa Doll
Jock Itch Jerry
Nicotene Patch Kid
Tickle-Me-Lower Doll

Books are a hot ticket item this year and make great stocking stuffers. Here are a few I'd NOT recommend though.

Bucksnort's Bear Grillin? Secrets
Eelgrass?s Guide to Ethical Turtle Poaching
Qtips? It's All Relative - My Silicone Twins
Manny?s Book of Practical Theology
Youngbucks ?A Stoners Guide to Duck Calling - Garage Edition?
Founder?s Guide to Clubhouse Etiquette
1911: Bribes, Donuts and Whiplash - A Look Behind the Badge
Roy?s The Education of a Misplaced Utard
Kilowatts Pains, Canes and Old Automobiles
Wiz?s Guide to Better Internet Purchasing
Stinkystomper?s - Lapua: The Big Bang Theory
Zim?s Guide to Sweatshop Dating
UDWR?s Guide to Mule Deer Management (Recalled)
never_catch?s tell all book Itches, Stitches & B#tches
Jerry Sandusky?s Autobiography - Boyz to Men: The Rest of My Life Behind Bars

HorseCreek · Dec 15, 2011

"Itches, stitches, and b!tches"....priceless!

Didnt Beavis have a best seller that's a must read? "Worlds Biggest Internet D!ck Head"

Season 8 of "Keeping Up With The $tinky$tomper$".

Traditional >>>------->

never_catch · Dec 15, 2011

ROFLMFAO!! Very nice F-Dude!! I'll be sure to pick a few of these up on Ebay!! I'll have a booth set up to sign copies of mine at the Hunt Expo in Salt Lake this coming February

Merry X-Mas to the Feleno family!!

~Z~

TAGATTRACTER · Dec 15, 2011

F-er, Have you heard about the latest I-Phone App ? The I-Gas Station.

Another couple books to be avoided would be.
12 steps to moderation. Paul Crawford.
My modest life. Stinkystomper.
New Car buyers guide. Wiszard.

zekers · Dec 15, 2011

Very good list F'er! I was just reading an article in "The Utard" by Feleno Publications, and it said women also do not like having their brother in law doing the "helicopter" in front of them. Who knew?

beavis14 · Dec 15, 2011

or horse creeks biography.
" hunters guide to staying in the closet "

never_catch · Dec 15, 2011

LAST EDITED ON Dec-16-11 AT 06:51AM (MST)[p]If you guys like being married I'd stay away from D13ers book "Don't Be Sexist, Broads Hate It!!"

Rug's book is no 'secret', "How I Became A Mod"...

~Z~

NVBighorn · Dec 16, 2011

Zims Guide to Sweatshop Dating

I damn near spit my coffee out over that one. Nicely done Feleno.

Gator · Dec 16, 2011

LOL

"I have found if you go the extra mile it's Never crowded".
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BuckSnort · Dec 16, 2011

LMAO

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