birthday

littlebull209338 · Dec 22, 2022

Today is my birthday...got the following:

Guy about your age found a frog in the woods,
"Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess
and do anything you want."
The man picked up the frog and put in his pocket.
"Hey" yelled the frog. I said I'll do anything you want!"
"Naaah" The man said.
"At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog"

CRUEL

Tristate · Dec 22, 2022

If you think a woman is high maintenance wait till you try and keep the beautiful princess happy.

yoteduster · Dec 22, 2022

Amen to that tri

Homer · Dec 22, 2022

I have a beautiful princess and she is an easy keeper.....

Longun · Dec 23, 2022

littlebull209338 said:
Today is my birthday...got the following:

Guy about your age found a frog in the woods,
"Kiss me and I will turn into a beautiful princess
and do anything you want."
The man picked up the frog and put in his pocket.
"Hey" yelled the frog. I said I'll do anything you want!"
"Naaah" The man said.
"At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog"

CRUEL

Great Joke...

feddoc · Dec 23, 2022

Homer said:
I have a beautiful princess and she is an easy keeper.....

pics, or it didnt happen.

hossblur · Dec 23, 2022

At your age:

Never trust a fart.

A good chit is better than sex.

littlebull209338 · Dec 23, 2022

feddoc....well if it did happen to Homer the big question is.....did it.?......OR does he remember it. Never have kissed a frog and my tongue has no worts....Been married 60 years this July to the same Princess.