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ELKabong
Guest
A Blonde's Year in Review.
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours . power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound
and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box
said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours . power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't
fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later the other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because
soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days . instructions said 1 hour per pound
and I weigh 108!!
December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on
the stupid phone!!!
