Bobcat, ya' ever had a "Sportsman's Double" ?

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EdleBrock

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I met an 'older' woman at a club last night. She was okay...for 57.

We drank a bit, danced a bit, and then she purred, 'Have you ever had the 'Sportsman's Double,' a mother and daughter threesome?

I said, 'No.'

We drank a bit more, then she said, 'Tonight may be your lucky night!

Now, I'm not one to pass up an opportunity...of course I went back to her place.

As we walked through the front door of her house, she turned on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake?'
 
JUDAS FRICKEN PRIEST ELK-A-BONGER!!!

I DON'T BELIEVE I'VE EVER HAD THAT MANY DRINKS IN ONE NIGHT!!!

I THINK I'LL HAVE TO PASS ON A "SPORTSMANS DOUBLE"!!!

I HAVE DEALT WITH MOTHERS & DAUGHTERS BEFORE THOUGH!!!

SO ELK-A-BONGER???

HOW MANY DRINKS DID IT TAKE???

I THINK YOU WERE THERE WAY PAST CLOSING TIME!!!

MICKEY GILLEY ONCE SANG: ALL THE GIRLS GET PRETIER AT CLOSING TIME!!!

YOU EVER SING THAT SONG???

THE ONLY bobcat WONDERING IF YOU'VE EVER WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING WONDERING HOW THE HELL YOU WERE GONNA GET YOUR SORRY A$$ OUT OF THE JAM YOU JUST REALIZED YOU WERE IN??? ((( }> }> }> !!! )))
 
>> ELK-A-BONGER?

WTF ? You drinking now ?

I had a mom turn on the lights while in full violation of her daughter...she didn't offer to join in...always wondered...
 
"I met an 'older' woman at a club last night. She was okay...for 57."

I dont get it!! probably never will!! crap............

RUS
 
MAN RUS!!!

I'LL HAVE TO "SPLAIN" IT TO YOU AGAIN!!!

THAT 57 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAS 57 FRICKEN YEARS OLD!!!

WHEN ELK-A-BONGER (SICKO!!!) WENT HOME WITH HER TO DO THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER THING!!!

THE 57 YEAR OLD HOLLARS AT HER MOTHER (PROBABLY 87 YEARS OLD???) YELLING HEY!!!

HAVE NO FEAR!!!

ELK-A-BONGER IS HERE!!!

DO YOU GET IT NOW RUS???

THE ONLY bobcat!!!
 
Oh man.......that is just not right!
Archerman - Archery hunting addict!
 

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